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The Demon and the Concrete Man – Chapter 2
July 29, 2019Written by: Kelly Chia, Staff writer University > Simon Fraser University The Demon and the Concrete Man By: xxXRavenclaw_BeedieWannabeXxx Chapter: 2/? Updated: November 10th, 2016 Id: 694201111 [Disclaimer: okie, so it wooks wike my wittle fanfiction isn’t getting the attention that I deserve! (╬⓪益⓪) it’s okay! Your Goddess is merciful, and has decided that you can have more of my divine magic. And stop flaming my story, ya snobs! My creative voice will NOT be silenced. The only criticism I accept is praise, and you’re lucky I even let you give it!] “You sick son of a b—“…
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SFU HOTTIE – July Profile
July 23, 2019Written by: Winona Young, Staff Writer Illustrated by: Siloam Yeung OMFG! Hey you, #thirsty girls, gals, and non-binary pals, we’ve got a scoop for you. After months of Insta-stalking, and checking out every corner of our uni, we’ve found SFU’s…
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Weirdest Library AskAway Asks
July 22, 2019Written by: Tiffany Chang, Peak Associate We’ve all had those inevitable mental breakdowns when writing papers. These normally happen when we can’t find the articles we need and end up screaming at our computer screens. Everyone sometimes needs that extra help…
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What (not) to do when your friends are all getting engaged
July 22, 2019Written by: Hannah Davis, Peak Associate Illustrated by: Alice Zhang So your friends are all getting engaged without you? So you were minding your own damn business and doing the classic “reviewing lecture notes while browsing Instagram” study technique when your…
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July 22, 2019
Written by: Nathan Tok Illustrated by: Joy Tian We all had that wonderful TA that saved the year for us. Remember when your lecture notes looked like gibberish to you until that TA turned it the right way around? Or…
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SFU Snap 2.0: The Latest and Greatest Features
July 19, 2019Written by: Tiffany Chang, Peak Associate Illustrated by:Momo Lin The SFU Snap app everyone downloads as first-years is great, but what if we had a newer version that connected to Wi-Fi even less often? The “Construction Fence Labyrinth” game: This…
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SFU Name Generator
July 19, 2019Written by: Kitty Cheung, Staff Writer First Initial: A - Spicy B - Depressing C - Grey D - Dank E - Sleeping F - Grimy G - Engaging H - Reddit-Scrolling I - Concrete J - Sleep-Deprived K - Caffeine-Addicted…
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Student Masterchef: Surprise Mystery Box Challenge
July 19, 2019Written by: Ana Staskevich, Staff Writer Illustration by: Alice Zhang As students, we all know how tedious buying groceries and meal planning (actual meal planning, not buying a pizza and rationing it for a week) can be. Not all of us…
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Canada’s Engaged in Construction University
July 19, 2019Text by: Nicole Magas, Opinions Editor Welcome to sFU, Canada’s Engaged in Construction University! Study with us on our beautiful Burnaby Mountain campus where the picturesque landscape is perfectly framed by stacks of steel scaffolding. Here, your education will be…
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Do you hear the students sing?
July 9, 2019Written by: Ana Staskevich, Staff Writer Illustration by: Marissa Ouyang "Do You Hear The Students Sing?" [Business:] Do you hear the students sing? Singing the song of undergrads? It is the war cry of stressed youth Who are the…
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