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CLASSIFIEDS: Time machines, Benson Boone, and a pyramid scheme
August 7, 2025By: Yildiz Subuk, Staff Writer A list of advertisements for locals selling items/services. Learn to get rich through developing interpersonal skills with S.C.A.M. Have you ever thought to yourself — gee, I wish I had better social skills so I could network myself into a high-paying job? Have no fear; our unique services will teach you how to become a better communicator, manipulator, money maker, and an absolute unit on LinkedIn. Sign up with Social Communications Asset Management (S.C.A.M.) and get 35% off our courses. We will set you up with the knowledge to become a top-tier course reseller, allowing…
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Vancouver to transform Science World into giant soccer ball
August 6, 2025By: Lucaiah Smith-Miodownik The City of Vancouver has been selected to host several FIFA World Cup games next summer. Exciting, right? In preparation for the ball-tastic event, FIFA created a list of demands the city must implement as it prepares…
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Rating MBC food choices based on how likely I am to recite Robert Frost whilst taking a shit after consumption
July 24, 2025By: Katie Walkley, Peak Associate This is my long-awaited and highly requested ranking of the Maggie Benston Centre Food Court choices based on how likely I am to recite Robert Frost whilst taking a shit after consumption (in order from…
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SFU’s cheery campus renovation hoax
July 14, 2025By: Sarah Sorochuk, Peak Associate SFU’s summer semester has been absolutely thrilling. From the koi pond being evacuated, sucked dry, and refilled to loitering chairs from convocation, to even an abundance of high school graduations, there is never a dull…
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Gossip Peakie: The messiah, not-so-hot frat bros, and squirrels
July 9, 2025By: Gossip Peakie Hey Burnaby Mountain dwellers. Gossip Peakie here, your one and only source for all the hot goss you’re trying to shove off the edge of this mountain. Did you really think one blog was enough to expose…
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CARTOON: The Trump and Musk breakup
July 3, 2025By: Christine Aumueller
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Peak Speaks: If the walls could talk
July 1, 2025By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor We asked our friends on the SFU subreddit: If the walls at SFU could talk, what would they say? u/dash101: “Let’s stick together, or this place might fall apart!” u/YoManWTFIsThisShit: “Can someone tell the undergrads…
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Pitt Meadows saves WrestleMania 42
July 1, 2025By: Katie Walkley, SFU student This week, WWE fans of British Columbia are celebrating with more fervour than Hulk Hogan flexing his win against Andre the Giant at WrestleMania 3. I know there are lots of peace-loving pumpkins out there…
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Random thoughts from the editor: Global cooling
July 1, 2025By: Mason Mattu, Humour Editor If everyone places 10 gallons of ice cream on the pavement, will global warming be . . . solved? If so, how do I measure 10 gallons or buy ice cream with my arts degree?…
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2025 song of the summer shortlist
June 25, 2025By: Ashima Shukla, Staff Writer and Mason Mattu, Humour Editor It’s June, and the vibes are off. We’re in a climate apocalypse, the billionaires are feeling victimized, the aux cord is haunted, and we still don’t have a song of…
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