HUMOUR
My arduous journey to fight flies
May 24, 2023By: Kelly Chia, Editor-in-Chief and Enemy of the Flies I’m just an ordinary gal with an ordinary dream: to punch every fly I meet in the face. I admit this dream has no rhyme or reason, much like a fly’s existence. No, I am not being dramatic. Just imagine your perfect summer: delicious sunsets spent on boardwalks, lapping at cheap ice cream. Now imagine the fly: a creature that has made a career of providing the worst ASMR as it gets into your personal space, then headfirst into a pile of garbage. Absolutely horrifying. No, I will not provide any…
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What is soup?
May 23, 2023By: Izzy Cheung, Staff Writer Recently, the debate of soup versus stew was brought up in The Peak’s online office space. Obviously, this caused a torrid discussion on why one or the other is better. More importantly, it sparked a…
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Horoscopes May 23 – 28
May 22, 2023By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate Aries - Aster You’re an aster, and you like to move faster! Every task you face is a day to race, and nobody else can match your pace. But be careful, doing everything in a…
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Renting alone? In this housing market?
May 19, 2023By: Izzy Cheung, Staff Writer BEAUTIFUL 0 bed 0 bath apartment in Downtown Vancouver! Channel your inner downtown material girl, and rent this beautiful private apartment in the heart of Vancouver! Situated only steps away from Waterfront station, you’ll enjoy…
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Compose yourselves for another Dear Peakie
May 18, 2023By: Maya Beninteso, Peak Associate and Peak Swiftie (not yet trademarked) Dear Peakie, Mother’s Day just passed, and my bio mom is frustrated that I also sent a card and flowers to Taylor Swift. How do I explain that while…
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I don’t want two-factor authentication
May 18, 2023By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer Mission: Impossible — Rogue 2FA Code Whoever developed two-factor authentication (2FA) must have been trying to hide some serious shit. The service requires an alternate method of sign-in, like a code sent to your email…
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Polite ways to tell your dentist you don’t want to chat while their hand is in your mouth
May 16, 2023By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate Shwshdf bfftjjrrhjjdj hhrrgscdrr. That’s the sound of my best conversational pronunciation during dentist appointments. Picture this: you’re laying on a bed, your head feels closer to the ground than the rest of your body, you’re…
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An interview with the creators of MiPhone
May 16, 2023By: Izzy Cheung, Staff Writer Touted as the second coming of the iPhone, Parker Parkins’ MiPhone has risen in popularity since appearing on the famous reality TV program, Dargon’s Den. The MiPhone is the newest cellular device on the block.…
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Guide to chasing success this summer semester
May 9, 2023By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate Before jumping into a new semester, I advise you to stay on this page and quickly review these school survival tips. I was a university student just like you — I’ve been through the grind…
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I fell in love with SFU AskAway
March 31, 2023By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate If you missed out on last week’s episode of Cute Couples on Campus, you can read the main questions and answers from the interview below. We were honoured to have the opportunity to interview Sophie,…
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