HUMOUR
The Decision Is Yours.
November 25, 2023By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate #1 You procrastinated on a video project due in 10 hours. It’s 2 p.m., your lecture has just ended, and you need to rush home to your computer to work on the project. Oh no! Go to 2. #2 Would you rather call Uber to get home faster or take transit to save money? Uber: go to 3. Transit: go to 4. #3 The Uber driver picks you up, but they’re new to the city and unfamiliar with the area. They follow the map instead of taking the route you recommend and end up in…
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Woman diagnosed with a case of being overdramatic
November 25, 2023By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer To the concerned patient, After reviewing your symptoms and ailments, your diagnosis has been revealed to me through a number of tests and reviews of similar “nervous” cases such as your own. My colleagues and…
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Cramming in those post-strike readings you never anticipated completing
November 25, 2023By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer Picture this: you’re that student who thought there was absolutely no end in sight to the strike, so you neglected three weeks’ worth of materials. You just figured it wouldn’t amount to anything! I bet…
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Taking the bus everywhere is my newest business strategy
November 25, 2023By: Gyu Min Jang, SFU Student If there’s anything I’ve learned during the three weeks I didn’t have classes but couldn’t get my tuition refunded, it’s that undergraduate and graduate students alike are constantly fighting an uphill battle against SFU…
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Horoscopes October 29–November 4
November 25, 2023By: Kelly Chia, Emissary of the Stars Aries Did anyone tell you that it’s shark week? Well, not in the way you think it might be. Prepare yourself for the onslaught of seven evil sharks during your midterm week. Defeating…
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Places to propose to your partner at SFU
November 23, 2023By: Izzy Cheung, Staff Writer Have you ever thought about asking someone to marry you at SFU? No? Well, here are some reasons why you should. We’ve got a plethora of beautiful places where you can pop the question to…
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What happened to McFogg the Dog?
November 20, 2023By: Mahla Rae, SFU student Many know about SFU’s loss of the beloved mascot McFogg the Dog. It’s often controversially referred to as a harder loss than the dissolution of our own football team. But what happened to McFogg after…
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How SFU presented that tentative agreement
November 15, 2023By: Kelly Chia, Editor-in-Chief Burnaby, BC — to many, this foggy evening at SFU would be a regular night. But to the SFU bargaining team, who told us in secret that SFU actually stood for, “Sufficient, Fair, Understanding,” prior to…
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Your ultimate guide to posing with your favourite harvest vegetables
November 15, 2023By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer Taking a stroll through muddy and slightly smelly pumpkin fields may seem like an intimidating feat. I know, the pumpkins are scary. Choosing a shape, size, or colour is just about impossible. The same thought…
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Top Ten: Things I love about SFU
November 15, 2023By: Izzy Cheung, Staff Writer I don’t know about you, but when I was rejected from UVic, CapU, and the ever-famous UBC, I was ecstatic. I knew that this meant I’d be attending SFU. This prestigious, research-based university prides itself…
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