Gary Lim
“Translink, pretty much nazis at this point,“ man who forgot U-Pass reports
September 17, 2012[caption id="attachment_63999" align="alignleft" width="614"] Fahrkarte, bitte Fahrkarten. Bitte halten Sie Ihren Nachweis über die Zahlung und die Identifizierung bereit für die Inspektion[/caption] Article by Gary Lim Photo by Mark Burnham Last Friday, 23-year-old history major Travis Owens reported that TransLink, the public transportation company that services the Greater Vancouver region, had reached a level of infamy comparable to that of the German paramilitary forces of World War II. He cited increasing ticket prices and excessive wait times at Station Bay Five at Renfrew Skytrain Station, where he takes the bus home. This public statement came after a period…
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Horoscopes: Sept 17, 2012
September 17, 2012Aries (March 21— April 20) The average person swallows 10 spiders a week in their sleep. Looks like you're going to have an above-average week! Taurus (April 21 – May 21) They say that life imitates art; someone is going…
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Pizza Hands: The Nicholas Cage
September 17, 2012By April Alayon & Gary Lim
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Word on the Street: Sept 10
September 10, 2012“Maybe take a few english classes in case those whole fine arts thing doesn’t pan out. ” Adolf Hitler Vegetarian “I’m contacting using technology we scavenged from their ships. On 07/09/15…
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Petter Watch: Sept 10
September 10, 2012Petter somberly packs away Hawaiian shirt for next summer.
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An interview with a textbook publishing baron
September 10, 2012Baron Cardiff of Pearson, formal owner of the Pearson Canada textbook company is currently thought to command a GDP of $305.2 million, or in layman’s terms, Gabon. Amassing his fortune through the textbook trade that his family has owned for…
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News Beat: September 3
September 3, 2012Minotaur discovered in Robert C. Brown Hall Last week, in an encounter that could only be described as unbelieva-bull, second-year history major Haru Kenji came face-to-face with a creature from Grecian legend: the minotaur. Although sightings of a 700-pound half-man,…
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Word on the Street: September 3
September 3, 2012“Neil was my first and although he definitely wasn’t the last man to go exploring my craters, for that he’ll always have a special place in my heart.” The Moon — Seriously? …
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