Gary Lim
Petter Watch: October 9, 2012
October 9, 2012Petter surprised to find out that after decades of Thanksgivings, he’s a dark meat kind of man.
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Word on the Street: October 9, 2012
October 9, 2012Q: So what are you be thankful for, this fine turkey day of ours? By Gary Lim "The fact no one has asked to see my birth certificate yet." Miguel Romnez Completely Relatable I’m thankful for the…
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Coca-Cola angrily responds to SFU’s switch to Pepsi
October 1, 2012Coca-Cola airs out grievances in an emotional letter to the university that jilted the carbonated drink. By Coca-Cola Are you fucking kidding me? A phone call? That’s how you decide to end our contract? After eight blissfully contractually obligated years…
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Join the Club: The Board Game Club
October 1, 2012New to SFU? Missed clubs day? Finding it hard to make friends? Tired of sitting alone on Friday and Saturday night writing Link/Ganon slash-fiction? Well I’ll bet there’s a club that can take your mind off those dirty, nerdy thoughts!…
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Horoscopes: October 1, 2012
October 1, 2012Aries (March 21 – April 20) This week will go to show that you can’t keep running from your problems forever; instead try driving at high speeds around corners. Taurus (April 21 – May 21) Good news! This week you’ll…
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Word on the Street: NFL Referees
October 1, 2012Q: The NFL’s referee troubles continued with a hotly contested win for the Seahawks.Thoughts? “Why don’t they just hire the NHL refs, they don’t seem to be doing anything.” Evan Smith Sports Fan “Well looks like hockey and…
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Campus Shorts: Sept 24, 2012
September 24, 2012McFogg the Dog eats small amount of chocolate Tragedy struck early last weekend when beloved SFU mascot McFogg the dog was discovered to have ingested over one-third of a Hershey’s ® chocolate bar. Sidney Jackson, McFogg’s handlers describes the circumstances…
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Horses raptured!
September 24, 2012Pictured: Seabreeze, one of the left behind, struggles to deal with an existential crisis following the horse rapture last Sunday. By Gary Lim The strange and long held to be impossible happened last Sunday, when approximately 14 million of the…
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