Caffeine
Anti-coffee spokesperson caught chugging iced coffee
February 23, 2022By: Maya Beninteso, Peak Associate According to recent reports, there is controversy brewing within anti-coffee activist groups this weekend. The Anti-Coffee Federation (ACF) was floored today as shocking images of its spokesperson have been leaked. Images of anti-coffee spokesperson, Maya Beninteso, chugging a litre of iced coffee like spring water has been circulating popular social media platforms since 9:00 a.m yesterday. Beninteso, who had been previously described as the “light of the ACF” after dedicating her life to protesting the consumption of coffee, is now being iced out of her role as candidate. During Beninteso’s time as an anti-coffee advocate, she…
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What Grinds Our Gears: Morning classes are absolutely brutal
February 11, 2022By:Annalisse Crosswell, SFU Student It took months of pandemic life to create a sleep pattern resembling what others might call normal — having a circadian rhythm somewhat synchronized with the sun — and yet I could never find a way…
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Caffeine should be used with caution
January 31, 2022By: Maya Beninteso, Peak Associate So . . . you consume too much caffeine. Though not entirely a surprise — caffeine is addictive by nature and central to the student lifestyle — I am nonetheless about to roast your habit.…
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What grinds our gears: Getting a caffeinated drink when you ordered decaf
March 6, 2019Written by: Hannah Davis, Staff Writer You know those people who annoyingly brag about switching to decaf? Well, that’s me now. Maybe I decided that I do not always want to be filled with a constant, albeit non-crippling, level of…
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Flowchart: is your barista secretly in love with you?
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