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Horoscopes May 27 – June 2
May 27, 2024By: C Icart, Humour Editor Aries March 21–April 19 “Mr. Brightside” by The Killers Listen, who are you trying to kid? You’re gonna show up to the bar insisting you’ll sing a different song, but you won’t. You’re a creature of habit, and the rest of us are just grateful that the song you repeatedly subject us to is at least a good one. Taurus April 20–May 20 “Making Love to the Vancouver Canucks” by Ivan Hrvatska You can spend a glorious two minutes and 16 seconds living in an alternate universe where the Canucks are still in the running…
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Peakie gets outdoorsy
May 20, 2024By: Yasmin Hassan, Staff Writer and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, I want to preface this by saying I was a runner before running became cool. I’ve been in the pain cave, I’ve had nasty blisters, I’ve pooped in…
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The nice weather is back and so is Peakie
May 15, 2024By: Mahla Rae, SFU student and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, I think it’s time for me to be brave and ask a question that I’ve been avoiding for years. 2024 is the year I don’t let anything hold…
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Get in girl, we’re serotoninmaxxing
May 12, 2024By: C Icart, Humour Editor Dear diary, Today, I watched a reel of a mother telling her daughters to go outside via a parody of Jojo Siwa’s “Karma.” Although I’d like to flatter myself and say that sentence would give…
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Horoscopes May 6 – 12
May 6, 2024By: C Icart, Humour Editor Aries March 21–April 19 Just delete all your social media. You do not have the self-control to prevent yourself from typing, “must be nice spending your parents money insert face blowing a kiss emoji here”…
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Local enby starting every conversation with “have you purchased my gift yet?” during their birthday month
March 26, 2024By: C Icart, Humour Editor After 11 torturous non-birthday months, soon to be 25-year-old Blue Rose (again, totally not a pseudonym I am making up for myself) is finally back in their birthday era. In the tradition of Trina Vega,…
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STORYTIME: THE SPIDER IN MY BATHROOM HAS A FINSTA (part 3)
March 19, 2024By: C Icart, Humour Editor Y’allllll. I don’t wanna hear it, I don’t wanna hear it! I know I’m posting this storytime late, but is it my channel or yours? That’s what I thought. Anyway, I’m not a full-time YouTuber…
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Hate mail for my oral contraceptive
February 14, 2024By: C Icart, Humour Editor Dear bitch — I mean pill, Listennnn, before anyone comes for me for coming for you, I will acknowledge that you don’t screw everyone over. But just because you’re playing nice with other people does…
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STORYTIME: THE SPIDER IN MY BATHROOM HAS A FINSTA (part 2)
February 6, 2024By: C Icart, Humour Editor Hi everyone! Welcome back to my channel! Can I get a little commotion in the comments for my new background? I wanted to make sure y’all could see my luxury purses. We’ve come a long…
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STORYTIME: THE SPIDER IN MY BATHROOM HAS A FINSTA
January 31, 2024By: C Icart, Humour Editor Hi everyone! Welcome back to my channel! I’m sure everyone has been wondering where I’ve been because y’all are obsessed with me. And truthfully, I needed to take a little social media break. I know…
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