Brad McLeod
Letters to the Humour Editor
September 23, 2013Dear Editor, Do you think you’d ever do a “Letters to the Editor” segment in the humour section, you know where people write in questions and you answer them and then you publish that? - Sharon Berkley, Vancouver, BC Hey Sharon, Thanks for the letter! I don’t think I’ll ever do a “Letters to the Editor” segment. It just seems like something you’d only have to resort to if you were really out of ideas and I think that I’m a little better than that. -Brad McLeod, Humour Editor * * * * * Dear Editor, Could you at least…
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Thousands feared dead in plane crash by imaginative, pessimistic man
September 23, 2013PHOENIX, AZ — Although no casualties, injuries, or even plane crashes have been reported in the state of Arizona recently, according to the imagination of one incredibly frightful pessimist thousands could been dying right now. John Kirkpatrick, a 54-year-old man…
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Successful Connections
September 23, 2013Did you see someone, meet them and were left knowing whether or not they had feelings for you? Successful Connections is a feature that allows people to anonymously brag about it. Convocation Mall Connection I saw a MAN and I am a WOMAN …
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Local man unaware of what an asshole you think he is
September 23, 2013YOUR REGION — A local man who is just going about his day reportedly has no idea how much of a douchebag you think he is. According to reports, this dick sitting across from you on the bus who you’ve…
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SFU Art Gallery has new “bathroom graffiti” exhibit, reports student who took wrong turn
September 23, 2013BURNABY — According to Tim Burns — a student who must have taken a wrong turn somewhere on his way to the Art Gallery — there is a brand new exhibition that highlights the work of bathroom graffiti artist, as…
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Beedie disappointed by reprehensible behavior at their frosh’s failure to receive national attention
September 16, 2013BURNABY — With the recent shocking revelations that university frosh activities include idiotic and mindless mob mentality making headlines across the country, SFU’s business school is extremely frustrated and regretful that none of their stupidity has been picked up by…
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5 Gift Ideas for SFU’s 50th Anniversary
September 16, 2013SFU kicked off its celebration for the school’s 50th anniversary last week and although it may have been hinting at wanting $250,000,000, as we all know, we rarely get what we really want. (I made similar hints for my birthday…
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Syrian social media expert credited with getting #Syria trending worldwide
September 16, 2013DAMASCUS — Despite the ongoing conflict/war/uprising taking in place in their country, Syria has still managed to keep a firm grip on their social media presence, an accomplishment that is being credited to the Syrian government’s social media expert, Nazih…
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Point / Counterpoint: Student Accountability
September 16, 2013POINT: This isn’t high school anymore, you’ve got to take some accountability by Dr. Ian McLean, SFU Professor Listen up, this isn’t playtime anymore okay? You’ve got to start being responsible for your own education and buckle down. Now, I haven’t been…
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