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A better-than-sports stadium

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Written by: Ben McGuinness, SFU Student

 

SFU recently broke ground on a brand new sports stadium, scheduled to open by Summer 2020 in SFU-time, which is Spring 2045 in real people time. But if you didn’t come to SFU to see a football team, you might be wondering how you will get your money’s worth out of the project.

 

Here we present some of the other potential uses for the stadium that will help to make it useful for everyone!

 

Make convocations a big-ticket event

Although Burnaby campus has become a shifting puzzle of construction, students have been assured that convocations will go ahead in the usual space outside of the library. But scepticism hangs in the air. While renovations continue over the next few decades, why not make use of the new stadium! The stadium allows for the graduation we deserve, with marching bands and cheerleaders and a half-time show put on by the TAs. There will be Gatorade and Spitz served for the grads as the valedictorian does a victory lap for a cheering crowd.  

 

Super-hype PhD defences

Let’s turn stuffy PhD defences into a full on academic throwdown! Imagine the bleachers filled with students, faculty, and guests. Popcorn and hot dogs served, a panel of professor judges seated in front, X-Factor style, and an outdoor stage decked out with strobe lights, fog machines, and pyrotechnics. Our best DJs at CJSF will spin sick beats while our PhDs rap their theses with an emotional freestyle about their dissertation in the middle. Now that’s butts in seats!

 

If the job market is a circus, throw a carnival

What would get students more excited to be on campus than a good carnival? We could set up some games with proceeds going back to the charity of choice: SFU. Dunk the prof, throw darts at your syllabus, fish for your long-lost enthusiasm for life, win a prize that might just be a 50 cent gift card to the bookstore! Ride the rollercoaster of fluctuating GPAs, the merry-go-round of conflicting advice, and the bumper cars of group project hostility.

 

We need a sports stadium because no university is complete without one (for some reason), but we SFU students can find other creative ways to use it. Let this be a starting point to a broader discussion about how we’ll make the stadium the place to be. The funds are limited, but the fun should be boundless!

The Law of Roommate Land

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Written by: Mishaa Khan, Peak Associate
Illustration by: Tiffany Chan

Roomeo: Welcome to the 500th episode of Roommate Court! I am your host, Roomeo! Today, Hannah Optimisticstein is suing her ex-roommate Max Synic for threatening to kill her . . . with ketchup?! Let’s see what the roommates have to say! So, Hannah, what evidence do you have for Max planning a murder of her rental friend?

 

Hannah: I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS DAY FOR A LONG TIME. Okay, so, Max here is a psycho-roommate. Psycho, I tell you! She leaves messages for me in our bathroom using her wet hair strands from the shower, and once Max left a doll covered in ketchup in my bedroom! Ketchup that I PAID FOR!

Roomeo: OH HO, that’s spicy stuff! Do you have anything to counter that, Max?

 

Max: I only leave messages because you literally ignore me whenever I try talking to you so I have NO OTHER option. Also, she’s calling me a psycho-roommate? She’s the one who is CRAZY! She never does any of the housework and she coloured all my assignments with yellow and pink highlighter. Her paranoia is so off the charts that one time, fearing that someone would break into our house, she smeared honey all over the floor so an “intruder” would slip.

 

Hannah: Oh my god, chill, Max. I was just trying to brighten up your dull, boring existence. My quirks are the only interesting thing in your life and you know it, so, you’re welcome!  

 

Max: Seriously?! What about your booby traps? You made a huge mess for nothing and did not even bother cleaning it up!

 

Hannah: No one broke into our house. The traps are why you’re still alive! Really, you should be thanking me. And sorry — wait — what? Couldn’t hear the last bit, you’re cutting out.

 

Max: WE’RE STANDING RIGHT ACROSS FROM EACH OTHER! You see what I mean, ladies and gentle-roommates of the jury? She pretends not to hear me whenever I tell her to do her share of the work.

 

Roomeo: Max, what do you have to say about the doll covered with ketchup?

 

Max: I knew it would send the message that she never cleans up! Because the doll is STILL disgustingly sitting in her room!

 

Hannah: … I named her Murdered Moira. Can’t help it, I’m an empath and got attached.

 

Roomeo: Alright well there you have it folks! We’ve heard both arguments. Let’s let the judge decide who will be placed in roommate prison, a room crafted to suit the crimes committed by the roommate.

 

Judge Evicto: The judges have decided to incarcerate Max on the grounds of being marginally more atrocious for five days in roommate prison. The walls of the room will have “Bad Rooommate” scrawled on them in ketchup and smiley faces plastered on them with wet hair strands.

 

Tune in next week when we hear the grievances of a boy whose roommate promised that his drifter cousin would “only be on the couch for one night!”

Arthur made me gay: don’t let it happen to you

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Written by: Gabrielle McLaren, Lesbian-in-chief 3

Dear friends and family,

My fingers shake as I type this blog post, I have never felt more fear in my life. The children’s show, Arthur, is attempting to eradicate straight people.

I was a dedicated member of the straight community for years. As an aspiring beauty YouTuber (follow me on insta at @heterobeauty5ever), I never had even one unnatural thought about leaving my beloved high school sweetheart, Brad, for someone who actually understands my passion for the art of makeup.
Or so it used to be.

Brad and I were dating for five beautiful years. We met in Mrs. Benston’s French immersion class in grade 10, and it was love at first oui (I was going to say that line at our wedding). Brad and I went to prom together after he prom-posed in the cafeteria (it was extra romantic because it was Chicken Nugget Day and he arranged his chicken nuggets into a heart!). I knew we were supposed to be together. I mean, at our Halloween party, themed Mathletes vs Athletes, he actually started crying when I got mad at him after he made out with my gorgeous friend Kristin.

We were soulmates. Until Arthur stole my life from me. Until the insidious show turned me gay.

It was a surprise attack, not simply on vulnerable straight women, but on our impressionable children as well. I was babysitting two children who love watching Wholesome Godly Family Friendly Television. Arthur is a beloved show that I myself grew up watching. I was betrayed by the antics of that adorable anthropomorphic aardvark.

As we watched Mr. Ratburn and his partner lovingly stride down the aisle, it hit me. This wasn’t a wedding. This was a heathen ritual. I was seeing love between two male-gendered cartoon characters… and, I have to be honest, even though it will shock you, I felt a spark of happiness.

Wasn’t love supposed to be between Brad and I? 5ever? What did these two male rats know, and why did I… like it?

I immediately excused myself to sprint to the bathroom. I’d heard tales of women transforming into lesbians, and I knew I had to protect the children from seeing any other horrors that night. Panting, I splashed cold water over my face, but the change was impossible to stop now.

I blacked out then, and when I woke up, I looked in the mirror and realised that I had chopped off my luscious blonde locks into a boyish cut. Using a razor I must have found in the shower, I had given myself an undercut. I’d pulled off my bra to free the nipple and set the oppressive garment on fire in the bathroom sink. Suddenly, whenever I looked at a long, vaguely phallic object (even the toothbrushes in the bathroom) I felt disgust. I yearned for the warm embrace of flannel.  

I had become gay because of Arthur.

I called Brad in tears that night to warn him of the danger.

“It’s not, like, your fault,” he wisely said. PBS was responsible for this tragedy. If only our local television channel had followed in the nobel decision of Alabama Public Television and banned this show from the air, this wouldn’t have happened.

Friends and family, you wouldn’t even recognize me. I wander the streets alone (I took an awesome self-defence class) and whenever I see a woman I have an inexplicable urge to cry out of pure joy. Conversely, when I see men, I want to scream. I have become a vegetarian and itch to transition into a fully organic, locavorious vegan diet. U-Haul is in my speed dial. I bought a Subaru. My fake nails inexplicably fell off my pointer and middle finger. My transformation into pure lesbianhood is nearly complete.

If you are a woman who loves putting time into your boyfriend’s interests though he never cares about yours, who dreams of sharing those quirky alcoholic mom memes on Facebook, never, ever watch Arthur. Or your fate will be like mine, tied to the cycle of the moon, drawn to wherever there is a succulent sale.

Burnaby campus welcomes Bun & Me

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By Paul Choptuik, Coordinating News Editor

Staff, students, and visitors of SFU’s Burnaby campus have a tasty new option for lunch and dinner. Bun & Me, a Vietnamese restaurant serving bánh mì, rice plates, and Vietnamese drip coffee, opened its doors on May 22, 2019.

Bun & Me is currently open from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. Monday to Friday, with the intention to start opening on weekends at a later date.

It is located at Cornerstone, next to Pizza Hut and just feet away from founder Steve Huynh’s other shop Steve’s Poke Bar.

Serving mainly bánh mì, a Vietnamese sandwich that was popularized in Saigon during the 1950s, Bun & Me’s menu is fairly simple. They currently offer pork belly, cold cut, meat ball, grilled pork, and vegetarian bánh mì along with grilled lemongrass pork and vietnamese meatball rice plates.

The Peak reached out to Steve Huynh and his wife Camy about the newest addition to the Burnaby campus food scene.

Responding via email, Camy, a SFU alumna who graduated in 2011, noted the distinct family connection surrounding the store.

“Bun & Me was founded out of love for Vietnamese cuisine. Founder Steve Huynh took inspiration from his grandmother who sold bánh mì from a cart in Vietnam. As a result of the Vietnam War, Steve was born in a Malaysian refugee camp before his family was sponsored to Canada at age 2,” Camy writes.

“His love for food, people, and Vietnamese culture inspired him to share his favourite bánh mì, rice plates, and Vietnamese drip coffee in a quick service setting to SFU students, staff, residents, and guests of the UniverCity on SFU’s Burnaby Campus.”

When asked why they choose SFU as the location for their store, Camy noted that opening Steve’s Poke Bar in January 2017 had addressed her long-held desire to add more food options to SFU.  

“When this space became vacant, naturally, we wanted to share other food concepts with everyone at SFU.”

According to Camy, the pork belly special and Vietnamese coffee have been popular among customers. Ending the interview, Camy shared some words for the SFU community.

“We love feedback! If you’d like to let us know how we’re doing, grab one of us and share your thoughts! We’re honoured to open our second restaurant to serve SFU.”

 

SFSS board meeting live-streamed without board consent

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By Paul Choptuik, Coordinating News Editor

During the SFSS board meeting on May 16, a member of the audience live-streamed portions of the meeting without the knowledge of certain guests and board members.

A guest brought the streaming to the board’s attention while the board discussed offering skills development training to make directors more comfortable with potentially live-streaming future meetings.

Earlier, Giovanni HoSang, SFSS president, stated that live-streaming would still have to be approved by board, but claimed that some people already do live-stream board meetings. HoSang did not specify which boards or societies he was referencing.

At large-representative Rayhaan Khan had also told the board, “I wasn’t entirely aware that was a practice. Is it possible that that sort of couldn’t be, or are students always permitted to just videotape us as we speak here?” Khan voiced his approval of potential skills training, but was reluctant to potentially introduce live-streaming immediately.

Various board members and guests disagreed or were confused over whether undergraduate students were currently allowed to record meetings. This prompted Sylvia Ceacero, SFSS executive director, to eventually interject, suggesting that she take the issue away and come back with a legal opinion. After this, the guest spoke up about the day’s previous live stream.

The Peak later reached out to Ceacero, who provided a statement from the SFSS’ lawyer, which noted that if personal information was shared through live-streaming, it could breach the province’s Personal Information Protection Act (PIPA).

“Accordingly, we agree that SFSS should maintain policies prohibiting such filming/streaming without consent and should take reasonable steps to enforce those policies,” the statement read.

Regarding the student who live-streamed, the statement noted “the student’s actions have potentially exposed the SFSS to claims or complaints under PIPA, although SFSS could likely defend any such claims by showing that had already occurred and that it was contrary to established policies.”

It further added, “you may also wish to alert [any] student (filming/live streaming) to the fact that inappropriately streaming this information could expose him or her to other liabilities (and if the streaming was being done on behalf of another organization, could expose that other organization to complaints or claims).”

Political Corner: Liberals left holding the bag in breach-of-trust trial

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The Mark Norman controversy is only a symptom of a larger problem with procurement in Canada. Photo courtesy of Sean Kilpatrick via CBC

By: Kelly Grounds, SFU Student

On May 8, Crown prosecutors announced that they were going to stay the breach-of-trust charge against vice-admiral Mark Norman. This appeared to put an end to the legal drama which has been with Norman since January 2017 when he was originally suspended from his position as vice-chief of defence staff.

Norman was charged with the breach of trust on March 9, 2018, following allegations that he had leaked cabinet documents to both CBC and the CEO of Federal Fleet Services, a division of Chantier Davie Shipbuilding. The agreement in question was made by the Harper government in July 2015 to temporarily allow a non-military vessel to be converted into a resupply ship.

Less than a month after being sworn in, the Liberal government put the Chantier Davie Shipbuilding agreement on hold. This was quickly followed by the leaked documents which began Norman’s legal troubles.

As Norman begins talks to return to his former job, Ottawa is beginning to decide on who to blame for the two-year legal drama. With the federal elections racing towards us, the Conservatives are looking to place the entirety of the affair on the shoulders of the Liberals. However, it is important to remember that it is really procurement policy from the Harper government that started the entire issue.

Canada has always had a problem with procurement, the process that the government uses to acquire military equipment. That’s because nothing has been set up to see that the procurement process goes on when there is a change in government. Not only has this left the military with a lack of modern equipment, but it also leaves room for governments that make poor policy moves to shift responsibility for their actions onto subsequent governments.

Currently, the Liberals are dealing with the fallout of the poor policy choices of the Conservatives and the chaotic trial of Mark Norman. With the 2019 elections quickly approaching, voters need to recognize the fact that while the chaos unfolded during the Liberals’ term, they were not the agents of said chaos. Going into the elections, every voter needs to decide what parts of the Liberals’ term will guide their votes.

 

More than RuPaul: East Vancouver’s drag spectacular Man Up

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Mx. Bukuru (@caillou.sexy.ass.cousin), SFU theatre alumni, onstage with Belladonna VonShade (@belladonna_vonshade) at Man Up May Musicals Saturday May, 25

By: Lainey Martin, SFU Student

While mainstream drag culture is infamous among intersectionally-minded queer audiences for being oblivious to passive culture appropriation and transphobia, Man Up has made their name in hosting a damn good party that comes with social awareness. From posting their accessibility info online to running a Buddy System which is “a grassroots effort to combat rape culture and enhance the safety of our queer events,” it’s clear that they are a space where everyone can party safely.

Man Up is a multi-gender East Van drag show run by queers for queers. Each month, they put on a show with a different theme, this past Saturday being May Musicals! month. The show is put on at the Warehouse at East Side Studios, a large open-concept space that is equal parts cozy and grungy. There are retro couches, pool tables, and arcade video games, as well as a large stage and dance floor.

The Warehouse is a newly opened space, made to fill the gap in queer spaces left by the Cobalt. When the Cobalt shut its doors in 2018, Man Up came close to ending as they couldn’t find a venue that fit their needs. Determined to keep the show going, Man Up partnered with the Eastside Flea, who recently purchased Eastside Studios in Strathcona, to solidify a new home. A new queer party and arts space was born, The Warehouse (also known as Eastside Studios).

Man Up has an eclectic cast of performers each month, and they make sure to always have some experienced performers and some new talent. Drag here isn’t bound to the gender binary here either. Performers of all genders and sexualities grace the stage every show, from queens to kings to self-identified “Drag Things.” The variety of performances that Man Up offers is so special because it showcases the differences in life experiences that the performers have. It makes it easy to find someone you relate to on stage, which makes the art that much more engaging.

This type of drag feels much more intimate than big shows like RuPaul’s Drag Race, which, while very fun, can alienate us from the performers themselves and turn drag into a highly edited and corporate machine. At Man Up, the crowd’s excitement to see drag performers that are just like them is infectious, and the performers feel just as excited to be performing. All of this makes for an exciting and familiar atmosphere, a place where you know you are welcome no matter what to come party.

Now that season 11 of RuPaul has come to an end and crowned a winner, there is no better time to get out and, as described on Man Up’s Facebook page, enjoy your local “multi-gender drag spectacular and queer dance party in East Vancouver.”

Still your mind, steal your gut, open your heart: Iron Peggy premieres at the Children’s Festival

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Iron Peggy’s performers from left to right: Taran Kootenhayoo, Deneh’Cho Thompson, Adele Noronha, and Raes Calbert. Image by Farah Nosh.

By: Alison Wick, Arts Editor

“They fought so we could be who we are meant to be. We have to stand up for who we are, and for those that came before us. We have to stand up for each other. It’s something worth fighting for.”

~ Peg, Iron Peggy

Over one hundred years ago, the First World War saw over 600,000 Canadian men and women enlist to fight overseas. Part of this number were more than 4000 Indigenous people. The number is a conservative estimate, as the government at the time only recorded Indigenous soldiers who had status even though status people were not the only ones fighting. Approximately a third of all Indigenous people in Canada aged 18–45 fought in the war, participating in all major battles such as Vimy Ridge and receiving many medals for bravery and heroism.

In Métis playwright Marie Clements’ new play, Iron Peggy, these soldiers are remembered and highlighted as Clements brings them back to help give a young girl courage and strength. The show stars Peg, played by Adele Noronha, a young South Asian girl being bullied at her boarding school. The play opens by pulling us into her world, where she is alienated by everyone in her life from her father to her classmates to the school administration. When she hears the cold news of the sudden passing of her only solace, her grandmother, Peg becomes lost in grief and doesn’t know where to turn.

Here, we meet the three little Indigenous toy soldiers, who come to life after she falls asleep. Peg learns about the bravery and importance of Indigenous soldiers in the war, and about how to stand up to her own bullies, as they inspire courage in her through their stories.

The show premiered last Tuesday, May 28, at the Vancouver International Children’s Festival in front of an audience of young schoolkids and the public. The play was commissioned by the festival, in conjunction with Boca del Lupo and Clements’ Red Diva Projects, through funding from the Canada Council for the Arts’ New Chapter Program.

The show also incorporates video and animation into the live performance. Along with lighting and other technical directions under the artistic direction of Sherry J. Yoon, this helps convey how big and scary seemingly insignificant problems are when you’re young.

The protagonists are all inspired by real-life soldiers including Anishinaabe WWI veteran Francis “Peggy” Pegahmagabow (for whom the protagonist is also named), played by Deneh’Cho Thompson (Dene). Pegahmagabow was actually Canada’s most decorated First Nations soldier enlisted with the 23rd regiment, a fact unknown to most Canadians. The other two soldiers are also inspired by real, decorated Indigenous soldiers: Henry Louis Norwest (Métis), played by Raes Calvert (Métis), and George McLean (Okanagan), played by Taran Kootenhayoo (Denesułįné & Stoney Nakoda).

It is these people that Clements wants audiences to know and learn more about. To feel inspired by them. To remember and find strength in their strength as we fight our own battles, especially children who feel lost and helpless like the protagonist.

This is Clements’ first show intended for children and young audiences. She does an expert job in presenting a serious yet accessible show that includes plenty of comic relief without pandering to the audience or upstaging the purpose of the show. The show is about bullying (and racialized bullying), fear, loneliness, and the power of fighting for yourself and those you love.

And sitting in the audience, you could feel the kids responding to it. Throughout the show, they were wholly engaged with the characters onstage, and gave the actors a huge round of applause at the curtain call.

A multimedia production, Iron Peggy is a captivating, informative, and inspiring show that celebrates the heroes we can’t forget to remember.

Though the play’s Vancouver run ended on May 31, they have a study guide available online where you can learn about the show and the history. The show is also set to go on tour, although dates are yet to be announced.

What SFU Needs: An actual central cafeteria

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Do you want to eat at Mackenzie Café like a peasant? Illustration by Tiffany Chan/The Peak

By: Winona Young, Head Staff Writer

Let’s face it, every cafeteria at Burnaby campus looks sad. Aside from The Study, there’s no place that’s Insta-worthy, or somewhere you’d want to hang out. It’s hard to ignore the major flaws that every eatery on campus has.

WHAT WE LACK:

1) A spacious area, like the Dining Hall but even bigger;
2) A modern and hip space, like The Study but not as niche and won’t charge you $17;
3) A variety of seating options like Mackenzie, but less crowded and less fluorescent lights;
4) Another place accepting meal plan dollars that doesn’t keep res kids apart from other students like the Dining Hall’s $10 cover charge does, and;
5) a place with even more food options than Cornerstone, but inside one central building.  

WHAT’S THE VISION: It shouldn’t be this hard to have a decent cafeteria. Enter SFU’s new cafeteria, working title: The Gondola! Like a mighty savannah, every university needs a watering hole. Picture a huge hall that’s large enough to fit SFU’s growing community, FIC kids and all! Featuring chic seating that hasn’t already been here for 10+ years, and as a bonus, reasonably priced food options. This is a space worthy of our Insta-stories. It makes students whine that there are too many places to eat. Finally, we have someplace everyone can congregate to have lunch, hang, and just chill. Unlike the Dining Hall, you don’t need to pay a cover charge. Unlike Mackenzie Café, the chairs aren’t ripping open. And unlike the MBC Food Court, you have plentiful options and don’t feel depressed by sitting here.

WHY WE NEED IT: No SFU student should have to make multiple commutes to find more than five options for their lunch. We need one, central building for a variety for every kind of diet. And yes, the Student Union Building (SUB) will open “soon,” but it’s not the kind of dedicated eatery we need. Currently, the SUB will have a 250 sq. ft community kitchen (read: not a cafeteria). With a commuter campus like SFU, a new cafeteria could finally help foster a community here. Finally, we’d have somewhere we could feel proud to hang out in.

More food options in more interesting spaces equals less grumpy students. SFU needs, nay, deserves a vast, central cafeteria. Now more than ever, we need a large, inclusive space where any SFU student can feel proud to eat at.

 

Out on Campus launches a new campaign that seeks to protect its trans members

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By Onosholema Ogoigbe, News Team Member

#WeJustNeedToPee is a new poster campaign launched by Out on Campus that, as the posters read, seeks to “express a message of support and solidarity to our trans students, staff and visitors.” The campaign was put forward by Ashley Brooks, the current coordinator for Out on Campus, with help from volunteers and the queer student community.

Posters are put up on the walls of gendered washrooms across campus with a message to the campus community that says, in Brooks’ words, “ . . . trans people exist in these spaces, please don’t endanger them.”

According to Brooks, the campaign was inspired by a similar campaign at Anglia Ruskin University, where he had previously worked as an associate lecturer and senior technician. During that 2016–17 campaign, a picture of the poster went viral on Twitter and the story was carried on Gaystarnews and a number of other LGBTQ+-focused news outlets.

SFU’s own poster campaign was intially intended as part of the program of events for Out on Campus’ International Transgender Day of Visibilty, but according to Brooks, the timeline didn’t quite pan out due to SFU’s facilities blanket rule of not allowing posters in the washroom.

“[OOC] pushed hard for the posters to go up and that was unfortunately helped by an incident that happened at Harbour Centre,” Brooks said. “During Trans Day of Remembrance, there was an event that was happening and unfortunately someone was using one of the men’s washrooms and was harassed in that space.”

“That fed into the work we were already looking to do.”

Brooks told The Peak that the aim of the posters and the campaign is to encourage people to be kinder to each other, educate the campus about the transgender community, and provide a welcoming environment for them. As an accompaniment to the posters, Brooks mentions that there is a communication toolkit presently being developed.

The toolkit, according to Brooks, is essentially “a schedule of social media posts that [will be sent] out to campus partners.” The posts will discuss the posters’ presence, asking people to contact Out on Campus if they see that a poster has been removed or vandalized, and address myths about transgender peoples’ use of gendered washrooms. One of the aims of the toolkit is to create a large enough online presence to potentially persuade SFU to let the posters stay beyond the approved timeline of six months.

According to Brooks, “[There] is a real need to make this a permanent fixture and so anything that anyone can do to use the hashtag to share pictures that they’ve taken of these posters on display will really help to boost the profile of the campaign to make people aware of it.”