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URO position to remain vacant

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Ali resigns as Arts Rep, Balfour withdraws name for consideration

 By Alison Roach

At last week’s SFSS board of director’s meeting, it was announced that Alia Ali has resigned from the role of Arts Representative. Following Ali’s recent disqualification from the position of SFSS University Relations Officer (URO), which she narrowly won in last month’s election, the Independent Electoral Commission (IEC) brought a recommendation to leave the URO seat empty, and to also hold a by-election.

The motion to leave the URO seat vacant for the time being was passed easily. The current board of directors chose to not vote on the motion to call a by-election, instead deciding to put it in front of the newly elected board once they come into power in May.

News of Ali’s retroactive disqualification broke last week as it was revealed by the IEC that they had never received proof of Ali being a currently registered student, rendering her ineligible for candidacy. In the official recommendation by the IEC, chief electoral officer Avery Kwong wrote, “According to a list provided to the Independent Electoral Commission by Kris Nordgren, Senate & Academic Services, Alia Ali is not a registered student taking a course or a program this semester.”

The letter goes on to say that the IEC has decided to leave the seat vacant, and recommends the 2013 board of directors to consider a by-election in the fall to fill the vacant position. This ruling was based on previous incident where candidates have been disqualified after the voting period.

One of the other options previously under consideration by the IEC was to give the URO position to runner-up candidate Brock Balfour, who lost to Ali by only 29 votes. However, Balfour responded to this possibility in a letter to the board saying that he would like to withdraw his name from consideration, as he had decided upon his loss to move forward with his graduation.

The motion to leave the URO seat vacant was passed after an extensive discussion, during which former IEC commissioner and current member of the SFU senate appeals board Ben Lee pointed out personal concerns on how the situation was handled. “The IEC must always act and be perceived to act impartially,” Lee said, “and in my opinion, I think Avery [Kwong] made an exception to Alia in allowing her nomination papers to stand, despite the confirmation by Kris [Nordgren] that she was not a registered student.”

The IEC explained previously that Alia promised in good faith to provide documentation that she was a registered student and had withdrawn under extenuating circumstances, but never delivered this proof, leading Lee to question why Alia was allowed to proceed with her candidacy in good faith. This good faith was based on personal reasons of Ali’s that the IEC did not divulge.

Kwong dismissed this allegation, responding: “Not having the situation exposed, I don’t understand how you could say that the IEC made a sympathetic decision.”

When The Peak asked SFSS president Lorenz Yeung, who acted as chair during the board meeting, if Alia not being a registered student also has repercussions on her term as arts representative this past semester, he replied, “No, she’s resigned.”

 

The Peak is hiring a new Community Coordinator!

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The Peak is looking for a self-motivated, outgoing, and dependable person to be our Community Coordinator for the Summer semester (with the possibility of renewal in future semesters). This is a student job being offered only to SFU students.

Purpose:

The Community Coordinator exists to foster a strong and informed relationship between The Peak and the SFU community, and to assist the Peak editorial board in running community events.

Duties:

  • Primary duties are self-directed. This employee will be expected to use their initiative and creativity to:
    • Increase readership and volunteer participation at The Peak
    • Act as a liaison between The Peak and the SFU community
    • Collect information about reader preferences and suggest possible changes
    • Work toward a unified presence and reputation across all SFU campuses
    • This position will carry out several other duties on a weekly or semesterly basis, including:
      • Attending all employee meetings and weekly Peak Collective meetings
      • Working with the community and the university to compile a comprehensive list of events relevant to students at SFU and in the Greater Vancouver area at large
      • Organizing The Peak’s open house, Clubs Days booths, and Peakie Award events each semester
      • Promoting Peak events, including but not limited to job postings, the Annual General Meeting, and elections
      • Creating and promoting a semesterly reader survey in consultation with the Business Manager
      • Acting as Elections Officer for all internal elections and maintain an eligible voters list
      • Answering community questions and queries via e-mail, phone, and in person
      • Other duties as assigned
      • Regular work reports are to be submitted to the Coordinating Editor and Business Manager

Qualifications:

  • Must be self-motivated, able to work and fulfill expectations without direct supervision
  • Must be dependable, outgoing, a good communicator and team player, and be willing to take initiative in pursuit of a goal
  • Strong communication skills
  • Marketing, promotional, and event organizing experience preferred

Other details:

  • Hired on a semesterly basis
  • 8 hours per week
  • Financial support for proposed initiatives is available with the approval of the Board of Directors
  • Car allowance for verified Peak business

Please send your resume and cover letter to [email protected] by April 26, 2013 to apply.  Work begins on May 6, 2013. Applicants will be required to demonstrate that they are current SFU students at the interview stage.

Ski Ninjas: 2013

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Ski Ninjas By Kyle Lees

By Kyle Lees at Skininjas

The Adventures of Irrelev-Ant

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Fashion DO’s and DON’Ts

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 DOs

McFogg

“Oh McFogg honey, no.  I don’t know who told you leather hooker boots and a plaid skirt was the look for mascots this year, but they were sadly mistaken. PS: You might be a dog, but that mustache screams “bear!”

 

DON’Ts

Petter

“Wizards are so 2008. But really Andy, you definitely pull that off.  Jk. (Rowling)”

 

Fritzfield

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By Ben Buckley

Ski Ninjas: Hugh

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Horoscope it out!

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Aries (March 21 – April 20)
Yep, this is where your astrological fortune would be, if Aries didn’t see you eyeing those slutty tarot cards last week. You know they’ve told practically everyone’s fortune, right?

Taurus (April 21 – May 21)
Your viewing of the Hobbit is ruined when you see how different in tone the movie is from the book. I mean, the book barely even mentions slavery, revenge-killing, or the deep south.

Gemini (May 22 – June 21)
Expect things to be awkward with the family this week, when you accidentally Freudian slip your mother the tongue.

Cancer (June 22 – July 22)
Mars is in retrograde this week, I don’t know what that means.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Look, the stars understand you’re angry. But to be fair to Dominos, on a bad cell connection, extra cheese does sound a lot like angry bees.

Virgo (August 23 – Sept. 23)
It looks like learning how to use doorknobs again isn’t the only thing that’s got you “stumped” this week. Hahaha, get it— Right, hasn’t happened yet.

Libra (Sept. 24 – Oct. 23)
Your thriftiness catches up with you this week when it turns out your homemade seat belts aren’t “just as good as the real thing.”

Scorpio (Oct. 24 – Nov. 22)
Your love life looks especially promising this week, as the Save-Ons has a sale on both tissue paper and rope.

Sagittarius (Nov. 23 – Dec. 21)
Jupiter’s in your sign in this week, coincidentally, drops of it also appear in your hair. Provided you pay the licensing fees to Train.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 – Jan. 20)
This week the stars are telling you to follow your heart, or more accurately follow that man getting away with the organ cooler.

Aquarius (Jan. 21 – Feb. 19)
While you aren’t technically operating “heavy machinery,” you still probably shouldn’t be using that vibrator under all the influence of cough syrup.

Pieces (Feb. 20 – March 20)
This week, take some time off and catch some Zs. That way you can stop referring to them as those striped African horse things.

Chris Brown beats Leukemia

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Unpopular music artist batters slightly more popular bone cancer
By Gary Lim

HOLLYWOOD — Famed American rap artist Chris Brown made headlines early last week after viciously beating the autoimmune disorder leukemia into remission.

Eyewitnesses reported the 23-year-old rap artist was spotted inside popular LA medical center Cedar-Sinai prior to the incident, where Brown has been seen binge drinking beforehand, downing an entire 40oz bottle of barium contrast dye and a cocktail of antibiotic drugs.

Brown’s fight against the bone cancer stems back to a Twitter feud in 2011, when Brown’s oncologist Dr. Lieventhal openly called the grammy-winning artist’s T-cell count “abnormally high and warranting a lymphatic biopsy” to which Brown responded by calling Leukemia “a punk-ass honky blood cell bitch” on MTV’s TRL and coughing up a few specks of blood into a handkerchief.

Since then the crippling illness and Brown’s immune system have been at odds, surfacing in entertainment news each time a withered and emaciated Brown appeared in public.

The feud finally came to a head last Friday when following the end of a nine-month-long stint of radiation treatment and the implantation of a chemotherapy pump, Brown confronted the hematological malignancy, severely injuring the cancerous masses of tissues in his bone marrow and, according to doctors, allegedly punching the disease into remission.

Upon learning of his disease-free state, an ecstatic Brown was reported to have immediately struck a hospital orderly, Inderpal Shankar, 34, in the face, violence being Brown’s only way to express emotion.