Miss Planet Earth is on fire

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer This year, Miss Planet Earth has reached new heights by setting her own personal best for the hottest summer on...

Local enby whispers righty-tighty lefty-loosey to themselves as they assemble IKEA furniture

By: C Icart, Humour Editor After a months-long arduous battle to get a single Metro Vancouver landlord to rent their overpriced apartment to them, 24-year-old...

Bargaining team brushing up on their stalling tactic skills

By: Sude Guvendik, Staff Writer Ah, the sweet symphony of bureaucracy. It’s like a finely tuned orchestra playing the most annoying melody you’ve ever heard....

A nightmare at the coffee shop

By: Izzy Cheung, Staff Writer It was a hot summer’s day — everyone was flocking to the malls to enjoy the air conditioning and...

Are my devices allergic to Mr. Wi-Fi?

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer Nothing irks me more than the good ol’ Wi-Fi signal fading in and out just as I’m about to log...

BREAKING NEWS: Air Canada reveals flight delay can be shortened if all passengers chip in to duct tape broken wings back together

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Sunday afternoon, two Air Canada planes crashed into each other at YVR Airport. While that may sound bad, an...

A love letter to my menstrual disc

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Sooooo, we just met, but I just KNOW we’re soulmates. No, for real! What can I say? I’m an...

Stomach Bugs

By: Izzy Cheung, Staff Writer Psst. Hey. It’s me. You know, your friendly neighbourhood stomach. Or well, not neighbourhood, because I am inside of you,...

Course enrollment chaos is upon us

By: Hailey Miller, Peak Associate Ah, the sweet smell of course enrollment stress is in the air. The time has come to battle the Hunger...

Shared drives: the ultimate setup for a disaster in a group assignment

By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate Hey friends. I hope I’m not the only person struggling with this, but I seriously can’t think of any more...