The Legend of the Harvest Moon

By: Gabrielle McLaren As all nights are under the harvest moon’s light, this one was cold. As little Susie Anne walked home, her breath materialized...

Totally accurate explanations for those noises you hear at night

By: Meghan Light Internal screaming I scream so much internally it’s probably given me tinnitus. Face it, you’re not going to meet any of your...

Halloween costume alignment chart

By: Winona Young Layout by: Gabriel Yeung

A very spooky HALLOWEEN Choose Your Own Adventure!

By: Gene Cole : As the final week of October arrives, you find yourself sitting in your living room without any plans for the spooky...

Halloween movies that never made it to theatres

Night Class on Elm Street They say if you die at school you die in real life. The Texas Chainsaw Shortage This film didn’t test...

A list of things I will accept in my trick-or-treat bag

By:  Alannah Wallace It’s Halloween! You know what that means — all of our dentists are sitting on the edge of their chairs ready to...

Quiz: What type of ghost are you?

By: Monica Branch Before you can spook around, you have to figure out what ghost you’ll be — since not everyone can be Danny Phantom...

How to take a better unsolicited dick pic

By: Gene Cole We each need to spend our free time doing something. Some of us take on hobbies to distract ourselves from modern life,...

Sixth senses you wish you could have

By: Meghan Light You all know what I’m talking about. Our five senses are boring as fuck. So, here is a compiled list of potential...

United Nations to recognize Vape Nation sovereignty

By: Aaron Richardson The rapid expansion of the population of Vape Nation has been kept under close watch by the United Nations (UN) for a...