South Korea decimated by invading Northern forces, imagines Jong Un

Jong Un stands tall on crumpled enemy forces; actually a pile of legos By Gary Lim PYONGYANG — Several waves of Taepodong-3 missiles launched from...

Syrian president hopes that the country’s rebelliousness is just a phase

President assures nation he knows what it's like to be young; who the man is By Gary Lim ALEPPO — In a brief peace between ...

Sedin twins conjoined

Canucks hope to offset weak win record using with horrific science By Gary Lim Photos by Mark Burnham VANCOUVER — The world of hockey may...

Stuff we HATE

By Gary Lim and Ljudmila Petrovic Manitoba Manitoba is Canada’s worst province. There I said it. If Canada was a family, Manitoba would be the...

SFU R-R-Roll up team looking for new players to roll over opponents

SFU's Roll Up Team aiming to cream opponents next season; two sugars By Timothy H. Bitts Photos by Ljudmila Petrovic It’s that time of the ...

Word on the Street: Anti-vaccination summit.

Q: SFU held a controversial anti-vaccination conference last week. Thoughts? Anti-Vaccine Movement Room temperature IQs  “HEY. VACCINES ARE BAD. HEY, HEY, HEY. COM’ON. LOOK AT ME. LOOK...

Ski Ninjas: Cash Crab

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Berthouse: Birdbath

By Eleanor Qu and Justin Stevens

The Pope Pipe

With the leader of the Catholic Church still undecided (as of March 12th), the eyes of 1.2 billion Catholics worldwide are sure to be...

An open letter to the person who stole my bookbag

Dear sir or madam,   Before I begin, may I be the first to thank you for stealing my book bag? While your act of thievery...