Student opens up about unwinding from tedious household chores through tedious Animal Crossing chores

Written by Paige Riding, News Writer Paul, an SFU student used to living with two roommates in a bachelor pad during the school year, found...

Top 5 alluring fragrances to wear on Zoom

Written by Michelle Young, Staff Writer What the hell does “Zoom casual” mean? We’re all still figuring it out. As we put on our best...

SFU Mail claims to “contain multitudes” after sending students two copies of every Canvas email

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor In response to campus-wide buzz about constant duplicate emails from SFU courses, the university’s mail client has publicly declared...

My dreamy pen pal, [email protected]

Written by Hannah Davis, Peak Associate Anon To: [email protected]  CC: [email protected] Subject: seeking… a friend? I am very lonely.  Dear mailer-daemon,  Here I am, shouting into the void, reaching out...

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: June 15–21

Written by Paige Riding, News Writer Aries: This week may be stressful for you, Aries. Try meditating now so that later you can really enunciate...

I’ve become my tarot deck’s puppet

Written by Molly Lorette, SFU Student Ever since I bought my first tarot deck, my fate has been sealed.  “One card wouldn’t hurt,” I told myself....

“You will not BELIEVE what my 5-year old succulent did today!”: a plant mommy blog

By: Hannah Davis, Peak Associate  Hey fellow Succies! I hope you like that name I’ve coined for all you fellow plant mommies! Wow! Today has been...

CONFESSIONAL: I just can’t stop ending Zoom calls!

By: Madeleine Chan, Staff Writer It started a few months ago, when everything ended. Face-to-face interaction, that is. I thought it was finally over, that...

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: June 8–14

By: Paige Riding, News Writer Aries: What is with your urge to fight everyone around you? Sure, you’re the shark in an ocean of guppies...

Man texts “I miss you” to favourite public washroom, promises to hang out soon

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor PORT MOODY, BC — On Saturday, Walter Tangke, a sociology major at SFU, decided to take a moment to...