Student boosts house party’s cred by changing COVID-19’s Facebook status to “going”

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor PORT MOODY, BC — In hopes of drawing an upper-class crowd to her illicit house party, a student at...

Introducing the ALL-NEW Musk-Ox Man 28-in-1 for Men

Written by Paige Riding, News Writer Gentlemen . . . are you intimidated by having four products lining the side of your shower? Do your...

14 creative sitting postures for online lectures

Written by Hannah Davis, Peak Associate The best thing about online classes is that you can sit any way you want to. Every student hates...

Group partners file for divorce, dispute custody of project

Written by Devana Petrovic, Staff Writer Two Beedie students have recently filed for a “group project divorce” after an assignment conflict erupted on their shared...

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: July 20–26

Written by Paige Riding, News Writer Aries: As the first sign of the Zodiac, you really prove that the old saying “first the worst, second...

SFU announces new album, drops single “Petter Weather”

Written by Madeleine Chan, Staff Writer, and Paige Riding, News Writer After four years of hard work on the SUB, SFU is releasing their first album...

Alumnus “isn’t passionate” about current shampoo brand, regrets not switching it before graduating

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Recently, a Vancouver-based university graduate took to Facebook to describe his regrets about the life choices he pursued during...

Your weekly SFU horoscopes: July 13–19

Written by Paige Riding, News Writer Aries: This week, try stretching your body each morning. Sure, stretching has countless health benefits, but I’m mostly telling you...

CONFESSIONALS: I miss Burnaby campus

Written by Madeleine Chan, Staff Writer I’ll just say it: I miss going to Burnaby campus. Every day, I got chills taking the 145 bus...

Student loses house keys somewhere inside dense course reading

Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor VANCOUVER, BC — On Monday, Texas Boxerbatte, a third-year English student at SFU, found himself locked out of his...