SFU saves student from exam stress by making exams 25 hours apart instead of 24

By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor SFU proudly announced in a recent mass email that, to accommodate during these unprecedented times, the university’s administration decided on...

White person shocked to learn about racism for the first time through Instagram infographic

By: Serena Bains, Staff Writer I just learned that racism existed when I opened Instagram feed the other day. Expecting my feed of custom Starbucks...

Monday Music: Songs that remind me of my ex-boyfriend Joe that I listen to while pleasuring myself and weeping

By: Juztin Bello, Copy Editor So Joe and I have been broken up now for a week — a week, 11 hours, three minutes, and...

The Peak staff reveal their best worst childhood costumes

By: Juztin Bello, Emma Jean, Dhivya Manohar, and Paige Riding By Juztin I wasn’t big on creative costumes when I was a kid — evident by the...

An SFU Halloween choose your own adventure

By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor INTRO: It’s Halloween! And you, being the procrastinating piece of shit you are, left a major project due tonight until this...

Top Ten 2020 Halloween Costumes

By: Juztin Bello, Copy Editor The debate fly As the breakout star of the VP Debate, this meme-turned-costume is kind of filthy, relevant to current...

Your Halloween Horrorscopes

By: Kyla Dowling, SFU Student Aries: You just had to ask, “how could 2020 get any worse?” Now, we’re looking at a year-end zombie apocalypse...

What happens if the “Local Women in Your Area!” actually find you?

By: Alex Masse, Peak Associate Would you spend a devastating seven more bucks a month on a new streaming service for a show unavailable on...

Rich man suddenly learns about climate change when silk-encased pillow is too hot

By: Serena Bains, Staff Writer I woke up this morning beside my $800 Dyson Pure Cool Air Purifier and above my heated floors to utter,...

Fiancés upset they can’t hold big wedding that would have ended in divorce six months later

By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor SURREY, BC — After moving out from the rock they were living under, a couple is devastated to learn that...