Elderly man responsible for “bread epidemic” at local duck pond

By Brad McLeod  — Bread McLoaf SURREY — An elderly man was detained by the RCMP early Saturday morning in connection with a recent rash of...

Horoscopes: July 23rd

Aries (March 21 – April 20) Good news! This week you can expect your baleen to absolutely overflow with krill. (Note: This week’s horoscope only...

Real Best: Cool Lifeguard

By Taylor Beaumont at Real Best

Ski Ninjas: Scrabble

By Kyle Lees at Ski Ninjas

Campus Update: July 16, 2012

SFU voted 394th in top 1,000 over 1,000 In a recent polling conducted by popular Canadian news magazine MacLeans, SFU was ranked 394st, dropping 7...

Where are they now?

Ever wonder what happened to those celebrities who were everywhere back then, but have since fallen off the face of the earth? Well, stop...

Petter Watch: July 16th

Analysis of SFU's viability as a fortress during zombie warfare found in Petter's desk drawer.

Word on the Street: Batman

“If you knew anything about Batman, you’d know the last true Batman was George Clooney.” Lisa Hoefstra (Useless hipster)   “The Dark Knight Rises is going to...

Point//Counterpoint:My dad could beat up your dad

By Brad McLeod Point:My dad could beat up your dad  Billy (2nd grade student/ Proud son)   Listen, I know this only started because you wanted a sip...