High school graduates throw off hats in act of rebellion

YOUR REGION – School administration from a local high school are still reeling after their carefully planned senior commencement was effectively ruined by a...

Do you know how hard I work to put food on this family’s table?

Listen up, I’ve been hearing a lot of complaints tonight and I’ve got to say that I am downright sick of it. Can I get...

Sasquatch capture disappointingly easy

SQUAMISH – Local hiker Bob Jamison has finally found the Sasquatch, stumbling into him on a hiking trip. Bigfoot, or “Foot” as he likes...

Loser parents still living at home with adult kids

BURNABY — In a trend which has become all too common in recent years, a local family with three grown children currently in university...

The 4 Types of Professors You’ll Meet at University

Written by Dr. Thomas McKinley, SFU Professor   There are a few things you can count on when it comes to your university experience. You’re going...

Tippy Top Ten: Summer Classes

Here are the Tippy Top Ten Reasons Professors Hate Teaching Summer Classes...   10. Outdoor lectures no longer effective punishment 9. No chance to do any extracurricular...

Super-advanced ape signs convincing argument against evolution

VANCOUVER — Scientists were shocked this week when a chimpanzee with remarkable intellect carried out an entire conversation in sign language in which he...

Tippy Top Ten: BC Teachers Strike

Here are the Tippy Top Ten Ways BC Teachers are Taking Strike Action…   10. Field trips limited to trips to actual fields 9. Alphabet will only...