Humour
Listless: What are we bringing to Thanksgiving
October 9, 20127 or 8 Tupperware containers Tofranberry Sauce A pumpkin Tofrandied Toframs Turduckowlchickahummingo (Served in a hollowed out owl) White guilt Our vegan girlfriend, the one with the soy-gluten-lechtin allergy Map of Turkey Nothing Will Ross’s famous cornbread stuffing (Submitted by Will Ross) “Gravy“ “Stuffing” By Peak Editorial Board
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The Daily Snooze: Inconvenience
October 9, 2012By Jacob Samuel at The Daily Snooze
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Read it and Weep: Fishing
October 9, 2012By Travis Dandro at TravisDandro.com
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Family pulls plug on man in food coma
October 9, 2012Groups clash over the controversial decision to take over-fed man off feeding tube. By Gary Lim VANCOUVER — The ICU at Vancouver general hospital was the site of substantial ethical debate late Thursday evening, after housewife Miriam Wilheim signed the…
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Petter Watch: October 9, 2012
October 9, 2012Petter surprised to find out that after decades of Thanksgivings, he’s a dark meat kind of man.
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Campus Update: October 9, 2012
October 9, 2012Professor convinced that not making students remember ‘exact dates’ sets his class apart An unnamed SFU History professor apparently still believes he is unique in not making students remember the exact dates of historical events despite this being true of…
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Word on the Street: October 9, 2012
October 9, 2012Q: So what are you be thankful for, this fine turkey day of ours? By Gary Lim "The fact no one has asked to see my birth certificate yet." Miguel Romnez Completely Relatable I’m thankful for the…
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Coca-Cola angrily responds to SFU’s switch to Pepsi
October 1, 2012Coca-Cola airs out grievances in an emotional letter to the university that jilted the carbonated drink. By Coca-Cola Are you fucking kidding me? A phone call? That’s how you decide to end our contract? After eight blissfully contractually obligated years…
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