A heartfelt letter from SFU’s one and only

By: Kelly Chia, Editor-in-Chief Dear SFU, Why have you Mc-Forsaken me? I’ve been nothing but loyal to you . . . and in return, students no...

Stomach Bugs

By: Izzy Cheung, Staff Writer Psst. Hey. It’s me. You know, your friendly neighbourhood stomach. Or well, not neighbourhood, because I am inside of you,...

How to Obtain W Rizz as an SFU Student

By: Alex Ileto, SFU Student 1. Reserve their favourite spot on the bus by sitting there literally all day. If you’re also a slave to TransLink...

Course enrollment chaos is upon us

By: Hailey Miller, Peak Associate Ah, the sweet smell of course enrollment stress is in the air. The time has come to battle the Hunger...

Moooooom, Mark is trying to overshadow me again!

By: C Icart, Humour Editor Somewhere in the world, a vocal misogynist takes a break from tweeting about spaceships to call his mommy.  No, Mom, I’m...

Horoscopes July 24 – 30

By: Alex Ileto, Peak Associate Aries Thwip! Welcome to your Spiderverse era. Just like Miles, prepare to battle your parallel universe counterparts (AKA your inner demons)...

Summer Snack Quiz

By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate Question 1: Which excuse are you most likely to use when you’re late? I am never late....

5 things that actually deserve to be on the $20 bill

By: Hannah Kazemi, Peak Associate Here ye, here ye. The Bank of Canada has announced that we should expect to see brand new $20 bills...

Summer just started and it’s practically over

By: Hailey Miller, Peak Associate Well, the longest day of the year has already come and gone. The day erupted into the sky at the...

A FIRE Story About My Day at SFU Burnaby

By: Izzy Cheung, Staff Writer Disclaimer: This is a true story. I wish I could say it isn’t.  Everyone’s heard about the fire that rocked...