“Bad” tattoos aren’t bad, they’re just misinterpreted

  Title: The Landscaper   Progress is relative to how time moves. Mowing and trimming plant life is a futile task — it just keeps growing back....

Professor Bark Ruffington releases philosophy novel Who is the Good Boy?

In his book Who is the Good Boy? Professor Bark Ruffington discusses life’s morality and the question of how to define good and bad....

COMIC: Peers

How to live like royalty at SFU

Universities have long been a stronghold for the elite and prestigious. Having a degree makes it much easier for the common folk to relate...

Shit misogynists say

“Mansplaining isn’t a real thing.” Oh yes, please tell me all about how your personal experiences as a heterosexual, cisgender man are an accurate...

COMIC: Peers

Harambe controversially awarded visual arts grant

In a controversial move, SFU’s School of the Contemporary Arts (SCA) has awarded a $5,000-grant for visual arts to the deceased gorilla Harambe. SFU’s...

How to integrate being a hoe into your fall semester

1. Be prepared. No one wants to be sitting next to the person who needs a pen or piece of paper, and same goes...