Dear Dr. Breakup

Dear  Dr. Breakup, My partner of three years just dumped me for some shrimpy little hairball with a manbun. I don’t know how he could...

Comics!

The Crapside (Darien Lechner) Creator's Pet (Destiny Hsu) Mystic Man (Reuben Newton) Peers (Leslie Lu)

HUMOUR: DJ Khaledism becomes a registered religion in America

In a shocking move, The Best Master Key Church of Khaled — or DJ Khaledism, as it more commonly referred — has been given...

HUMOUR: Peakmopolitan’s ‘Sexacado’ article leaves students and staff with sore spot

“I’ve worked here as a campus security guard for more than 30 some-odd years —and nothing prepared me for the unspeakable act those two...

A sermon to the glory of sleep

My fellow students, I come before you today humbled before the one true power in our lives. We are perpetually overcome by the benevolence...

SFU Replies!

To SFU, I can’t figure out these recycling stations at SFU. I don’t know where to put anything. Speaking of sanitation, the Burnaby campus is...

University Life Hacks: Fashion tips

As if getting good grades in university wasn’t hard enough, trying to find something nice to wear to your lectures and tutorials is super...

Stellar, Basic, or Humdrum: How epic was your New Years’ Party?

How late did you party? a) What are you talking about? We’re still going hard here! (5 points) b) Made it to midnight to watch...

SATIRE: SFU Students call for early reading break, still hungover from New Year’s Eve

With the first week of classes underway here at SFU, it might come as a surprise — and disappointment — that the inaugural first...

SFU Replies!

To whom it may concern, I’m writing out of concern for the lack of heating and lighting in the vast majority of the AQ as...