Humour
Paula Deen denies being racist: “Some of my best recipes are fried chicken!”
July 1, 2013Celebrity chef Paula Deen, who has recently found herself in some controversy after alleged racist behaviour against African-Americans, has come out denying all allegations. Deen said that she couldn’t be racist as she could name several ‘black dishes’ that she…
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Critics pan Kanye West’s new baby
July 1, 2013Kanye West dropped his first ever child over a week ago just a day before releasing his sixth solo studio album, and although Yeezus has fared well with critics, North West has received less than stellar reviews. USA Today gave…
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Man walks mile in another’s shoes before being detained by police
June 24, 2013VANCOUVER — In a misguided attempt at empathy, a local man was arrested by police yesterday after a lengthy chase in his neighbour’s Converse All-Star. According to inside sources, the incident is believed to be the result of an argument…
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Join the Club: The Simon Fraser University Anti-Acronym Society
June 24, 2013JOIN THE CLUB is a feature that highlights SFU’s lesser known clubs and non-existent organizations. The Simon Fraser University Anti-Acronym Society, or as it’s more commonly known, the SFU AAS, is an organization dedicated to the elimination of acronyms at…
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Word on the Street: Summer Movies
June 24, 2013“I can’t wait to be disappointed by The Lone Ranger! I’ve been waiting for EVER to be let down by it!” Bill Jones, Eager to walk out of a theatre and do something else “The Smurfs 2 . . . it’ll…
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Peak Humour Quiz
June 24, 2013Take this short personality quiz and find out whether you’re the kind of person who’s more likely to answer ‘A’, ‘B’ or ‘C’ when taking a multiple choice test. 1. When answering a question I am most likely to…
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A Travelling Freak Show’s Guide to Puberty
June 17, 2013By Brad McLeod Illustrations by Alex Ortega Growing up can be a new and exciting time in the life of every boy and girl, but it can also be a strange and sometimes confusing journey. As you make the leap from childhood…
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Where are they now?
June 17, 2013Ever wonder what happened to those celebrities who were everywhere back then, but have since fallen off the face of the earth? Well, stop asking yourself stupid questions like an idiot and find out where they are — now! …
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