Doctors unable to find methanol in “poisoned” SFU students; balls neither

  By Gary Lim BALI — An international studies class from SFU made national news early morning today after being involved in a brief scare where...

Stephen Harper spotted eating bucket of Chicken outside Theresa Spence’s home

Stephen Harper stops by the Attawapiskat reservation for lunch free of ulterior motives By Gary Lim OTTAWA — Intrigue and the delicious scent of seven secret...

Join the Club!

By Gary Lim New to SFU? Missed clubs days? Finding it hard to make friends? Tired of sitting alone on Friday watching Dream Girl Fighter...

SFU LipDub receives disappointing straight-to-YouTube release

By Brad McLeod After years of planning and countless hours in both pre and post production, the SFU Lip-Dub “End of the World” video was...

Ah New Years

By Gary Lim Ah, New Years, a time for clean breaks and new beginnings, like moving to Mexico to start a new life without all the...

US announce new plan to compound national debt and fire it into the sun

Plan hailed as savior of US economy, research on ending world hunger by firing things into sun already underway By Gary Lim Astronaut Billionaire WASHINGTON — In...

Where Are They Now? – January 7, 2013

Ever wonder what happened to those celebrities who were all the rage in 2012, now you can barely muster the memory of their name...

Ani-malapropisms: A murder of crows

By Gary Lim and Eleanor Qu

Horoscope: November 19, 2012

Aries (March 21 – April 20) This week you save $3.45 and anyone from ever finding your body trying to save money by “mining your...

OkSFUpid: An enrollment dating site.

By Gary Lim and Eleanor Qu