Man texts “I miss you” to favourite public washroom, promises to hang out soon

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Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor PORT MOODY, BC — On Saturday, Walter Tangke, a sociology major at SFU, decided to take a moment to...
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QUIZ: Do you have a Snap Streak or do you respect yourself?

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Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor How old are you? a) Baby b) Bewildered How susceptible are you to peer pressure? a) Shine bright like a...
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“Don’t set yourself on fire to keep others warm,” man coos at decorative candles

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Written by Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor “People are always criticizing me for buying things I don’t need,” says Sean. “But it’s not about whether I...
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Your weekly SFU horoscopes: June 1–7

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Written by Paige Riding, News Writer Aries: You’ve always been annoyed by unoriginal people. You’re just so sick of Instagram users screenshotting tweets and reposting...
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“I miss my sisters,” says treasurer who can’t defraud her sorority anymore

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By: Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor BURNABY, BC — Gracie O’Brien, a fourth year economics student at SFU, reported in several of her group chats this...
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Fake friendships to reopen on “optional, part-time basis”

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By: Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor Forget the economy: it’s time to bring back an even more arbitrary part of our lives, authorities say. The British...
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Your weekly SFU horoscopes: May 25–31

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By: Paige Riding, News Writer Aries: You’re en route to make a better comeback than all the ice cream trucks randomly reappearing. Like a phoenix, you...
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CONFESSIONALS: Yoga taught me to let go and steal my neighbour’s mail!

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By: Michelle Young, Staff Writer  Cat pose, Sphinx pose, Ragdoll . . . I inhale and exhale, and I feel all my negative energy leave me....
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“peasants i am leaving you for something better”: A Simon Fraser story

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By: Hannah Davis, Peak Associate I gaze at my reflection in a silver spoon in Mackenzie Café, untangle a perfect curl from my mile-long natural...
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Your weekly SFU horoscopes: May 18-24

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Written by Paige Riding, News Writer Aries: Is that special someone (who isn’t actually that special, but you’re acting like they are) not responding again?...
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