Your Weekly Horoscopes Jan. 11–15

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By: Kyla Dowling, Staff Writer Aries: You just don’t feel alive anymore, Aries. After learning every routine on Just Dance and burning the polaroids of...
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Canadian government announces 2021 stimulus of a $10 Steam card and some foil balloons

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By: Alex Masse, Staff Writer The Canadian government held a press event today to discuss their new 2021 COVID-19 relief effort. A representative announced that...
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How your email really found me

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By: Dev Petrovic, Staff Writer Out of all the horrible things that occurred during 2020, there’s one thing that’s been neglected in the 2020 slander:...
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The perfect stocking stuffers for your loved one going through a quarter-life crisis

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By: Kyla Dowling, Peak Associate As the snow falls, we too fall under the weight of the self-awareness of Christmas and its exploitative, capitalistic nature...
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Top Ten failed 2020 New Year’s resolutions

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By: Juztin Bello, Copy Editor Travel more to ~find yourself~ People with a “this is going to be my year” mentality seek travel to ~discover...
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“I can’t wait for this year to end!” says student who thinks the pandemic will randomly stop because of an arbitrary date

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By: Kyla Dowling, Peak Associate In a few brief weeks, it will be 2021, and we all know what that means. The minute the clock...
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Holiday season jeopardized by the dreaded Disney Adults buying all the Disney merchandise

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By: Alex Masse, Peak Associate The toy stores open during this pandemic — endangering workers just so some kid can play with Lego for five...
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How is this Animal Crossing island coping after its mayor got over the game months ago?

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By: Kelly Chia, Peak Associate Fog sets in on anotha night. Da animals are running amok since da boss dipped. I look around, dart in...
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This is just The Sims 5: The Simon Fraser University Expansion Pack

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By: Paige Riding, Humour Editor Are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you? The only explanation for this absolutely horrible,...
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SFU gets rid of professors to save president’s salary

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By: Madeleine Chan, Opinions Editor BURNABY, BC — SFU plans to cut its spending budget drastically by firing all teaching staff for the upcoming Spring...
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