Most Romantic Spots on Campus

Written by: Jennifer Low When thinking of the most romantic places in the world, Paris, Italy, and New York are just a few places that...

A Tale of Missing Halloween Candy

Written by: Youeal Abera One of the great things about Halloween is that we all can think of spooky stories to share with each other....

The lost campus of SFU

Written by: Aaron Richardson October 3, 2018 I first heard rumours of the lost campus of SFU a couple months ago, but I dismissed the idea...

Students encounter a zombie on campus

Written by: Jennifer Low SFU students were stunned on Wednesday after realizing that what seemed to be a new transfer student was actually a zombie,...

Halloween costumes to get you laid

Written by: Hannah Davis What’s the sexiest holiday of the year? That’s right, Easter. But second to that is, you guessed it, Groundhog Day. A...

Major in a minute: Joint major in business and environment

Written by: Elise Burgert Do you find school boring? Facts mundane? The truth . . . too simple? If so, apply to one of the Oxymoronic...

The Curve God listens

Written by: Zoe Vedova Everyone knows how the manifesto of the Curve God starts: THE CURVE GOD LOVES YOU! BUT ARE YOU PREPARED TO LOVE HIM...

SFSS forgets to make room for themselves in the SUB

Written by: Aaron Richardson BREAKING NEWS: Throughout the construction of the new Student Union Building (SUB) on SFU’s Burnaby campus by the SFSS, it has...

The Secret Lizard Love Affair

Written by: Jessica Parsons Rose Blossom is no ordinary girl. By day, she works at her local stuffed animal hospital. By night, her body transforms...