Local enby whispers righty-tighty lefty-loosey to themselves as they assemble IKEA furniture

By: C Icart, Humour Editor After a months-long arduous battle to get a single Metro Vancouver landlord to rent their overpriced apartment to them, 24-year-old...

SFU Student updates

By: Hailey Miller, Staff Writer This message is for all fall-obsessed undergraduate and graduate students as of October 2023. REMINDER: CLASSES CANCELLED ON HALLOWEEN This is your...

Pomeranians, performances, and properties, oh my!

By: Kaja Antic, Sports Writer and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  I was at the SFU Gallery in the AQ admiring a painting of a...

Horoscopes October 16 – 22

By: May Chee, SFU Student October 31 is coming up fast, and there’s a cheap Halloween costume with your name on it. If you’ve been...

My mom made me break up with my watermelon toothpaste

By: WatermelonToothpasteLover, SFU Student Disclaimer: I am not an employee of any toothpaste company, nor am I one of the 10 dentists who give out...

Bargaining team brushing up on their stalling tactic skills

By: Sude Guvendik, Staff Writer Ah, the sweet symphony of bureaucracy. It’s like a finely tuned orchestra playing the most annoying melody you’ve ever heard....

Horoscopes October 9 – 15

By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate Aries March 21–April 19 Change your phone wallpaper to something that will yell at you to do work. How about a photo...

A chat with our favourite advice columnist

By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie,  The other day, my friend asked me to close the blinds, revealing a very...

Horoscopes October 3 – 8

By: Chloë Arneson, Peak Associate Aries March 21–April 19  Alright, Aries, it’s time to get your head in the game and narrow down this roster. You’ve been...

Peakie is back to help you with all your problems

By: Petra Chase, Arts & Culture Editor and C Icart, Humour Editor Dear Peakie, I’m a section editor for a super fantastic publication. You may have...