Pandemic pain poems

By: Subaig Bindra Echoes, Silence, Patience, and Grace I try calming my worries by listening to Foo Fighters during cold showers, but then I worry about...

Comics

By: Sara Brinkac, SFU Student

SFU security guard can’t tell if person entering building is a student or raccoon

By: Dev Petrovic, Staff Writer That’s the best you can do, SFU? You gave me a plastic folding table to sit at while ensuring the...

Top Ten things me and the boys are gonna do after we’re vaccinated

By: Juztin Bello, SFU Alumnus Loiter at the mall If there’s one thing me and the boys missed doing, it’s wandering around the mall. We’d...

COVID Bingo

By: Kyla Dowling, Staff Writer

Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: March 29–April 4

By: Charlotte Gravert, Peak Associate As spring arrives, the animals are waking up from hibernation! Who, you wonder, is your mammalian lookalike? The stars hold...

The “Leave Meeting” button: The red forbidden fruit

By: Nathan Tok / Peak Associate English 404W class. Week 2. When I first hath heard of Topics in Medieval Literature, I was told tales of...

Top Ten things that can be substituted for a personality

By: Kyla Dowling, Staff Writer Liking an obscure musician that other people definitely haven’t heard of  We all know this person, and honestly? We all...

Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: March 22–28

By: Charlotte Gravert / Peak Associate Happy Equinox, everyone! You are formally invited to the annual spring fever infection party! Mild to severe symptoms are...

SFUnexplained: SFU started the pandemic to finish construction (and to make President Andrew Petter feel better)

By: Dev Petrovic, Staff Writer Don’t you think it’s a little strange that “construction” and “pandemic” have the same amount of syllables? Coincidence? I think...