Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: June 21–27

By: Paige Riding, Copy Editor ARIES: Everyone shuns you for the water containers piling up in your room, but what about the unabashed fake scenarios...

Top Ten future COVID-19 denier movies

By: Craig Allan, SFU Student Maskless Saidie Jennings has been in a long term relationship — with her mask. It kept her warm, anonymous,...

SFUnexplained: Burnaby’s construction hides a monster

By: Carter Hemion, Staff Writer Anyone who’s had the misfortune of studying classical mythology has likely heard the story of the Greek Labyrinth created to...

Bewildered student confronts the peculiarities of food

By: Clarence Ndabahwerize, SFU Student Burnaby, BC — A student having a dreadful Zoom lecture was admitted to a local hospital after engaging in an internal...

Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: June 14–20

By: Tiffany Chang, Peak Associate Aries: You will find yourself crawling on all fours trying to get back to your Zoom class after your feet...

Comics

By: Sara Brinkac, Peak Associate

SFUnexplained: There are aliens among us

By: Kyla Dowling, Humour Editor The Day The Earth Stood Still, The 6th Day, The Fly II: what do all these movies have in common?  They...

Student takes months to realize they’re a vampire because of online classes

By: Ana Arozarena, SFU Student April 15, 2021  Dear Diary,  Not to be a hypochondriac but . . . I might be losing control of my life....

SFU Student Updates: June 7–13

By: Nathan T, Peak Associate Key Updates SFU campus to remain a source of reassuring consistency We understand that the upcoming fall semester will be a time...

Your weekly SFU Horoscopes: June 7–13

By: Carter Hemion, Staff Writer ARIES: Don’t let your goals get ahead of you! Invent a new hobby so you can always be the best...