Horoscopes January 23–29

By: Isabella Urbani, scathing Sagittarius hater and proud Leo  Aries  According to the ethereal Star girlbosses, we are supposed to be soulmates. In that case, you’re...

Reasons you should drop this class

By: Maya Beninteso, Peak Associate  Dear pitiful student enrolled in CLAS 101, Greetings, my name is Maya. Goodness, would I hate to be you. I’m not...

Spirit of British Columbia flips out for Instagram flop outs

By: Clarence Ndabahwerize, Staff Writer SAANICH — Shortly after departing Swartz Bay at 7:00 p.m., the Spirit of British Columbia put out a distress call...

Horoscopes: January 9–13

By: Hannah Kazemi, Staff Writer, extremely judgemental Aries This is your year to be AGGRESSIVE, Aries. Start using periods in those texts and assert your opinions...

SFU releases “best” college admission essay to help incoming students

By: Isabella Urbani, Sports Editor To prospective SFU students: Please use this essay submission as a reference of a successful applicant. The prompt was “Why...

Ten problems only SFU students have

By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer Frequent Flooding Why put a bathroom on every corner if half of them are out of service?...

SFUnexplained: I can’t escape Freud

By: Kelly Chia, Humour Editor Everywhere I go . . . I see his face. Sigmund (hopefully not motherfucking) Freud. It was innocuous at first:...

CONFESSIONALS: I have an emotional support jacket and it totally makes sense

By: Kelly Chia, Humour Editor We don’t give enough recognition to the true underdogs in our lives. We really don’t, and if we’re entering the...

Top ten holiday side dishes

By: Maya Beninteso, Peak Associate  1. Uncomfortable and deeply personal questions from extended family members casserole  I can imagine that if you’re a private person, you...

The Peak presents: Christmas: A Christmassy Christmas Story

By: Hannah Kazemi, Staff Writer, Mocker of Hallmark Movies As a hater of all Hallmark movies, I am the perfect person to write a very...