Hold music isn’t fun enough

By: C Icart, Staff Writer Hear me out, we have seen a number of industries be disrupted, leading to unprecedented innovation. But there is one...

Horoscopes February 20–27

By: Michelle (Megistus) Young, Editor-in-Chief Aries: Hu Tao. Maybe your friends worry that you are burning both ends of the candle, but you always make...

Comics

By: Angela Shen

What bug are you?

By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate and Bug Expert Hello, fellow creatures! My name is Carlos Buzz, and I’m a graduate of entomology. I study similarities...

SFUnexplained: Finding McFogg

By: Isabella Urbani, Sports Editor My pen bristles as I try to write to you. No . . . I promised myself I wasn’t...

Comics

By: Angela Shen  

My sexual awakening: the Fire Nation siblings

By: Cynthia Piña, SFU Student Readers, what I am about to tell you are the true chronicles of my heart-pounding love story. I was...

The secret life of (sex) toys

By: Hannah Banana Hammock, Staff Writer Have you ever thought about what the world would be like if sex toys could talk? Well luckily for...

Horoscopes February 13–19

By: Kelly Chia, Humour Editor Aries You’re known for firin’ things up, my dear Aries. I know, therefore, your adolescent heart could only belong to the...

Memoirs of a person who thinks we should know less about each other

By: C Icart, Staff Writer Excerpt from my long awaited memoir, Queen of Christmas. I still remember my first day on the job as a ....