How to die first in a horror film in 10 easy steps

By: Vincent Justin Mitra, Peak Associat Let's say you find yourself inside a horror movie. I know, right? So annoying! There's the fear, the shouting,...

Passive aggressive gift ideas

Being passive aggressive isn’t just a behaviour, it’s a lifestyle. It’s a delicate mixture of being clever and vindictive, delivered in a delightfully snarky...

SFU solves issue of overcrowded courses by hosting student battle royales

As SFU tuition prices increase whilst course availability plummets to an all-time low, the school’s board of directors has decided that this year, in...

How to have sex as an SFU student

How can I incorporate more SFU school spirit into my sex life? It’s a question we’ve all asked ourselves at one time or another...

The Patronus you need

Someone doing the Pottermore Patronus quiz got a rat. That's like making out with Hermione, but halfway through the lip-locking session the Polyjuice Potion wears...

Five pumpkin-y products you absolutely need right now

The beginning of autumn can mean only one thing: the emergence of pumpkin spice. Starbucks rolled out its pumpkin spice latte on September 1,...