YES AND CHALLENGE GOES TOO FAR?!

By: Katie Walkley, Peak Associate Hey, what’s up, tryhard nation? It’s your boy Mr. 67, your favourite YouTuber’s favourite YouTuber back with another awesome video....

Poilievre x Trudeau: The original Heated Rivalry

By: XOXO, Pierre April 30, 2024 Dear Diary, Another day, another shift on Parliament Hill. During Question Period today, I dished out a flawless match against my...

HIRING: Seeking law professional skilled in clownery

By: Noeka Nimmervoll, Hiring Agent Bozo & Bubbles Law Group We are hiring — Professional lawyer clown  Our client, Elon Musk, is engaged in a dynamic lawsuit...

COMIC: It’s a plastic invasion!

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Planet SFU: Winter special

By: Veronica Richards, SFU student On a snowy mountain, about 366 metres above sea level, a fascinating creature can be found. We’ve staked out the...

When autocorrect helps the devil steal your girl

By:  Katie Walkley, Peak Associate Chad: Hey weirdo! Chad: *Wanda Wanda: hey chad! strange typo, lol. how r u? Chad: I’m alright. Feeling hyped to go see some...

#InfluencerQueen: Rating my 2025 achievements

By: Zainab Salam, Influencer of Influencers Hey, girlies! Life’s so interesting and hectic as a baddie influencer. This past year has been a year of...

The Peak investigates: Students falling down the stairs from Blusson Hall to the AQ

By: Heidi Kwok, Investigative Journalist-In-Training As a wannabe-investigative journalist, I was determined to follow in the footsteps of my predecessors at The Peak Investigates column....

PR-lady from athletics department holds mandatory teach-in on why football is problematic

By: An unsuspecting student I was walking to the bus loop after a long day of classes when a shadowy pink and yellow figure suddenly...

Vancouver’s SkyTrain is now Bitcoin-powered

By: Ashi, senior writer for imaginary infrastructure  In a move described by aides as “inevitable, visionary, and definitely not a parody of governance,” mayor Ken...