Joy Johnson: undercover student

By: Sara Brinkac, Humour Editor In the Fall 2021 semester, SFU president and vice-chancellor Joy Johnson undertook a disastrous “undercover student” marketing campaign. Originally, the...

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Horoscopes: February 7–11

By: Hannah Kazemi, SFU Student, Future-Seer Aries Change is in your future! Consider ordering a bowl instead of a burrito the next time you’re at Chicotle (formerly...

Horoscopes: January 31–February 6

By: Marco Ovies, Features Editor and cosmological animal whisperer ARIES:  How does it feel to always be first on every single horoscope? Everyone looks at your horoscope...

SFUnexplained: SHOCKING STINKY TRUTHS in the sixth floor AQ

By: Kelly Chia, Staff Writer My name is Dr. Gregory “Sniffers” Martin (57 at the time of writing) and I’m here with SHOCKING news about...

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Top Ten worst movies of all time

By: Tamanna T., Staff Writer 1. Licorice Pizza A movie revolving around a couple that has nothing to do with licorice or pizza is bound to be a...

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Horoscopes January 24–28

By: Sara Brinkac, Star-whisperer in training ARIES: One day this semester — when you least expect it — a tall dark stranger will come to you...

The incidence of umbrella-under-awning attacks is increasing

By: Luke Faulks, staff writer A 2012 study by the Australian Monash University suggested that around 20 people in the area are hospitalized for umbrella-related injuries...