Bank of Canada declares nation’s economy ‘haunted’

By Liam Britten (Necro-economicist) Bank rules out Leprechaun-related hijinks causes for demonic happenings After weeks of speculation and nervous hand-wringing by economists and psychics across the...

Word on the Street:October 29, 2012

Q: Halloween is just around the corner. Tell us, what is it makes you squirm?               Charles Manson Scary man Dolphins. I hate the clicking noise they make....

Pizza Hands: Girl Circulation

By Gary Lim and Eleanor Qu

Campus Update: October 22nd, 2012

University board concocts elaborate tale of “Where the koi fish went” Crisis struck this week when, during the bi-monthly meeting of the faculty deans and...

Word on the Street: October 22nd, 2012

          “Bah, back in my day if we wanted to bully someone, you’d giv’em an injun burn, none of this hastagging their nexopi-blog. Worst generation...

Suspected amateur diver tragically dies attempting ambitious bridge stunt

Man loses life in accidental, unintentional, unforeseen bridge tragedy By Brad McLeod Photo by Gmourtiis @ Flickr VANCOUVER — A young man’s body was fished from the...

Petter Watch: October 22nd, 2012

List of alternate acronyms for SFU found in Petter’s desk. Super Friends University, circled in bold.

Ski Ninjas: Sharks

By Kyle Lees at Ski Ninjas

Corpus Christi: Lego Men

By Daniel Hawkins at Corpus Christi Comics

Ski Ninjas: Friendship Hug

By Kyle Lees at Ski Ninjas