First-year student finally starting to get the hang of hating university

BURNABY — Peter Smith, a young, fresh faced student who has only been at SFU for two weeks is reportedly already settling into wanting...

News article revealed to be a cleverly disguised ad for vitamins, and their amazing powers

YOUR REGION — A local news article is being criticized for reportedly just being an ad for Mulligan’s vitamins, a company that manufactures 100...

SFU’s beloved mould and leaky buildings infested with grad students

  BURNABY — Ageing, deteriorating and coming apart at the seams, members of SFU Graduate Student Society have been reported to be “a serious concern”...

Researchers discover several forms of humour below puns

Although they have long-believed by both the general public and comedy experts to be the “lowest form of humour”, joke researchers in New York...

John Tortorella begins pre-season conditioning by yelling at members of local country clubs

New Vancouver Canucks coach, John Tortorella, has reportedly begun his workouts for a new season of yelling at adults about games and has been...

Join the club: SFU Agreement Society

JOIN THE CLUB is a feature that highlights SFU’s lesser known clubs and non-existent organizations. This week we highlight . . .the SFU Agreement Society Founded by...

Shocking Photos of Damage at SFU

The current condition of the Burnaby campus is so bad that over the past year Peak Humour has compiled the following photos that show...

Man cancels opening of new ski resort after becoming aware of tiny flaw on molehill location

A local entrepreneur has hit the brakes on his plan to build a multi-million dollar, state-of-the-art ski resort after he discovered that the molehill...

Russia deems multi-coloured olympics rings ‘too gay’

As part of their recent attempts to not let any of their sports buddies find out that they're anything but a fiercely hetereosexual nation,...