Horoscopes May 23 – 28

Let’s go explore flowers! Grab your camera and capture some photosynthesis.

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An illustration of a girl with long flowing hair. Astrological signs and stars shine around her.
ILLUSTRATION: Marissa Ouyang / The Peak

By: Hana Hoffman, Peak Associate

Aries – Aster

You’re an aster, and you like to move faster! Every task you face is a day to race, and nobody else can match your pace. But be careful, doing everything in a hurry may cause you to act recklessly. 

Taurus – Tulip

You’re a tulip, and you’re also too lit. Every day’s a party with you at SFU. You come in all kinds of colours and you’re always photo-ready. Keep coming out and opening your petals to all sorts of summer fun activities.  

Gemini – Gladiola

I am glad to tell you that you are a tall and proud gladiola. When it comes to your potential, the limit does not exist. You’re the kind of flower that always strives for the best, and you’ll gladly grow until you reach the stars!

Cancer – Chrysanthemum

You’re a chrysanthemum — more solid than a crystal, and your stem is so strong, just like your work ethic in STEM classes. It’s going to take a lot more than a pesky error in your code to knock you down.

Leo – Lilac

This whole time you’ve been telling me you’re a larkspur; a graceful, colourful plant with poisonous seeds . . . Well, I just found out you’re actually a lilac. Don’t lie like that. You’re pretty and harmless. You’re too funny Leo . . . I never know whether you’re being real or sarcastic. Why do you lie like that, lilac?

Virgo – Viola

You’re a viola the flower, not the instrument. You’re a social flower who likes to be around all your buds in all kinds of colours. Have you considered starring in the Disney film She’s All That? You should.

Libra – Larkspur

You’re the bright intelligent larkspur! The spark to every firework, the lit up lightbulb to every idea, and the miracle maker in every group project. Even cats like you; they call you larkspurrr. However, your classmates should think twice about ghosting you until the night before the project is due. You may be cute, but you’re also toxic.

Scorpio – Spray mum

You’re cultivating your best academic self. You take good care of your laptop, textbooks and stationery, and always ensure you’re as hydrated as a hydrangea for maximum academic growth. A spray mum of one: your grades. You take care of them and watch them grow!

Sagittarius – Snapdragon

You’re a snapdragon, and all fired up for this summer! You keep everybody else’s summer fun and lit as well, by lighting fireworks & sparkling candles, starting up the barbeque, warming up the outdoor pool, and most importantly, keeping us hawt! Whether you’re taking courses or taking the semester off, you never miss a chance to break a sweat.

Capricorn – Cosmo

You’re a cosmo flower, colourfully bright and cosmic. You generally bloom and grow every time the summer semester exam season comes around. So, that’s probably when you’ll flourish every year!

Aquarius – Amaranthus

Long and strong, graceful and peaceful, you’re an amaranthus. A laid-back and relaxed flower that slowly gets brushed by the wind. Your strength is going with the flow of homework.

Pisces – Peony

Pisces, you’re the awesome peony flower! You remind me of an old tune; sing along if you know it: My little peony, friendship is magic. You’re a peony, and you love to party. Let’s ride a pony at the PNE.

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