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Top ten things that probably made me gay
October 10, 2020By: Juztin Bello, Copy Editor “Everytime We Touch” by Cascada When middle school me heard this Eurotrash 2000s staple for the first time, something awakened. Little did I know that something would grow and manifest into a desire to bump butts to this song at any gay club I could get into several years later. Truthfully, the only thing gayer than this song is bottoming, but I find listening to this song a lot less painful and it requires less crying (depending on the context.) Besides the song itself, the music video really unleashed the gay in me. With singer…
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Top ten people natural selection is coming for
September 26, 2020By: Juztin Bello, Copy Editor Social media influencers It should come as no surprise that social media influencers are on this list, given the fact that anyone who spends their life trying to flex their empty personalities and unfulfilling brand…
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Top Ten personality traits society has outgrown the need for
September 19, 2020By: Juztin Bello, Copy Editor Pineapple on pizza debaters Some might say the worst thing is putting pineapple on pizza, but what’s worse than that is the people who use this debate as their primary personality trait. To me, food…
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