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Student Masterchef: Surprise Mystery Box Challenge
July 19, 2019Written by: Ana Staskevich, Staff Writer Illustration by: Alice Zhang As students, we all know how tedious buying groceries and meal planning (actual meal planning, not buying a pizza and rationing it for a week) can be. Not all of us are pro-chefs; in your darkest hour, when you haven't found a good recipe or gone grocery shopping in days, that’s when the Surprise Mystery Box Challenge test begins. What are some ways you can make dinner from the scavenged ingredients you find in the crevices of your house? Payday Is Tomorrow And This Is All I Have Ingredients: 1 lone…
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QUIZ: What’s Your Perfect Summer Getaway That You’ll Never Go On?
May 17, 2019Written by: Zoe Vedova [typeform_embed type="embed" url="https://peakmultimedia.typeform.com/to/h4IsJm"]
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Loan out your life
March 11, 2019Written by: Gabrielle McLaren, Features Editor “Hello dearie.” A goblin simpers at you from behind a counter constructed from bones. You've travelled too far into the bank to turn back now. The goblin's smile tightens, like a noose around your…
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SFU at the Oscars
February 19, 2019By: Jennifer Low, Peak Associate Glorious artsy black-and-white shots of the Images Theatre . . . Slow-mo, panoramic drone footage of SFU’s construction . . . The combined effort of profs, students, TAs, directors, and other cast and crew have…
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Cringe Court: The Emo Years
February 12, 2019By: Yelin Gemma Lee, Peak Associate Cringe Court Transcript: Judge: Alright, now that the Jury has been sworn in, we can move on to the questions. You are being charged with illegal associations with early 2000s emo culture — how…
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Live Coverage of the Lecture-Hall Dash
February 10, 2019By: Jennifer Low, Peak Associate Transcript of the Live Coverage from the Peak’s Sports Correspondent Chad Terbocks and Lecture-Hall Expert Ken I. Havanap. Chad: Well hello there folks, for those of you just tuning in, I’m Chad Terbocks Ken: and…
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Transit Talk: Your bus won’t come on time, even with a snowless winter
January 6, 2019After several wet, cold, class-cancellation snow falls over the past few years, it looks like the upcoming months may be a much-needed break from the slush-winter/smoke-summer rotation in the Greater Vancouver area. It’s welcome news for most, but there is…
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If famous romantic movie quotes were rewritten to be about pizza
January 26, 2015“You had me at stuffed crust.” “Here’s looking at you, Pizza Garden.” “Don’t forget: I’m just a girl, standing in front of a ham and pineapple pizza, asking it to love her.” “So it’s not gonna be easy. It’s gonna…
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