Thanksgiving

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Family takes break from arguing around the table long enough to eat a dead bird and accompanying dishes

EIC October 14, 2014

Citing little more than a close geographic proximity and having several genes in common, the Thurstons and their extended family came together on October 13 to argue around a dining room table, punctuated by intermittent periods of eating turkey. “Everyone’s so busy off doing their own thing,” explained Mr. Thurston, between courses of delicious family gossip, “so it’s really great whenever we can come together and really get under each other’s skin. Yelling at each other over the phone just isn’t the same. “The great thing about family is that we’ve all known each other for so long that we…

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Listless: What are we bringing to Thanksgiving

EIC October 9, 2012

7 or 8 Tupperware containers Tofranberry Sauce A pumpkin Tofrandied Toframs Turduckowlchickahummingo (Served in a hollowed out owl) White guilt Our vegan girlfriend, the one with the soy-gluten-lechtin allergy Map of Turkey Nothing Will Ross’s famous cornbread stuffing (Submitted by…

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