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Top 10 useless superpowers you will get going to SFU

By: Craig Allan, SFU Student Cracking a watermelon open with your thighs With all the stair climbing and racing across campus to classes, your thighs will develop into trunks of steel! No more dangerous knives and missing fingers at your next picnic . . . Now, there will be misshapen blobs of watermelon innards to share!  2. Finding what you are not looking for You won’t find the bookstore, but you will find a store that sells kitschy merchandise you wouldn’t even find at a Gastown tourist gift shop. You won’t find your classroom, but you will find the long…

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