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60% accurate Netflix trivia
April 9, 2023By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer What was the first Netflix original series? Black Mirror House of Cards Stranger Things Money Heist 2. Which Netflix original show was streamed for 1.65 billion hours in 2021? You (Season 3) Ginny & Georgia (Season 1) Squid Game Lupin 3. What popular movie was shot at the SFU Surrey campus? Fantastic Four (2005) Agent Cody Banks (2003) Underworld Awakening (2012) Spy Game (2001) 4. Where did Netflix’s opening sound effect come from? The sky after Taylor Swift’s private jet emitted 8,000 tonnes of CO2 Elon Musk paying child support (in pennies) A soundscape of…
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SPOOF: SFU Productions announces three upcoming films
April 9, 2023By: Saije Rusimovici, Staff Writer Engaged & Unstaged SFU Productions is working with Netflix on a reality dating show involving a group of randomly-selected SFU students. Students are blindfolded and brought to a classified area nearby, where they will mingle…
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SPOOF: Netflix’s cancellation parties
April 9, 2023By: Isabella Urbani, Sports Editor & Netflix Representative Netflix invites its subscribers — and its subscribers only — to take part in one of our three cancellation parties. We’re collaborating with SFU, as experts in engagement, to engage students with…
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SPOOF: Things that were definitely shot at SFU
April 9, 2023By: Natalie Cooke, News Writer The Maze Runner (2014) SFU News claims SFU Burnaby campus was created with a “strikingly futuristic design,” but we would all be kidding ourselves if we didn’t admit the architecture was simply built to profit…
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Netflix releases press email to users in response to diversity concerns
April 9, 2023By: Isabella Urbani, Sports Editor To our esteemed viewers, we hear you loud and clear. Netflix was disheartened to learn of our users’ sudden discontentment with the platform’s dwindling content, amidst Riverdale being cleared for yet another season. Since our…
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SFU Student Updates: April 3–9
April 9, 2023By: Natalie Cooke, News Writer Hi students! Looking for something new to watch? Below are some movies and shows that feature SFU and their AMAZING student-first initiatives! Enjoy! Snow Disaster! Here We Go Again SFU has heard student concerns regarding…
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SFU responds to claims equating online education with a Netflix subscription
April 5, 2023By: Hannah Kazemi, Staff Writer Dear students, Many students are comparing their tuition to purchasing a Netflix subscription — the primary complaint being it was overpriced for what they paid for. SFU has heard your cries for attention and wants…
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Netflix announces it has successfully reinvented cable TV
April 5, 2023By: C Icart, Staff Writer Here at Netflix, we’re just like that mediocre show we cancelled after two seasons . . . Insatiable. We have successfully sneaked our way into homes worldwide and cemented ourselves into meme history books by…
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Netflix should replace all its content with reality TV
April 5, 2023By: Hannah Kazemi, Staff Writer In classic corporate fashion, Netflix has been determined to kill their platform in recent years — almost impressively, I’ll say. Prices are surging to fund increasingly shitty Netflix Originals, while the company laughs in the…
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UPDATED: Mysterious disappearances reported after reflecting pond parking lot opens
April 14, 2018By: Natasha Tar Update: On March 30, 2018, Magnolia Thresh, a fifth-year kinesiology student, submitted the following story to the Burnaby Police Department: The walkways of Burnaby campus were quiet and undisturbed. The full moon was out, as I made…
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