Seventh Year

World of News!: March 19th

By Sylvester Wallace Several reports are coming out of the Shell building in residence regarding the sighting of the rare and elusive seventh year student, a creature whose existence has long been speculated by prominent anthropology majors. The last sighting of the mythical creature was in 2009, when a christian club spotted a shadowy figure in a bath-robe hunched over one of the sandwich trays.  However this was never substantiated. More recently, what was thought to be a seventh year’s nest was discovered in the basement of McTaggart-Cowan Hall.  Tucked away in a storage closet, custodial workers found thesis drafts,…

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