By: Paul Choptuik, Coordinating News Editor, Onosholema Ogoigbe, News Team Member Point: One of the biggest complaints I hear from classmates is that they don’t pay to have summer campers clogging hallways, screaming, and otherwise being bothersome. I’m not saying that having large numbers of kids on campus is perfect, but my sizzling-hot take on SFU summer camps is that they are more important than one might realize. OK, so maybe it’s not the hottest take ever made, but some people go to school or work full-time and also have children. Some of these parents may be your classmates, your TAs,…
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I'm a night owl! By Max Hill Tonight is going to be different. Tonight, I’m going to set my alarm for eight. I know, I know, it’s already two in the morning, but I read an article that said that…
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Give it to me straight By Max Hill I’m butt naked, holding my privates in my cupped hands, running around a cabin in the woods at full speed. There’s no cellphone reception and it’s well past midnight. I can barely…
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[caption id="attachment_930" align="alignnone" width="940"] Image Credit: Eduardo Santos[/caption] It encourages a more sexually open and accepting community! By Amelia Hill With its enormous popularity, Fifty Shades quickly launched its readers into the world of BDSM — Bondage, Discipline, Sadism, and…
Continue readingBy Brad McLeod Point:My dad could beat up your dad Billy (2nd grade student/ Proud son) Listen, I know this only started because you wanted a sip from my juice box and I wouldn’t’ let you so you threatened…
Continue readingBy Gary Lim Point: Boy, I can't remember the last time it was so nice outside. Murray Adams, Septaugenerian By gum, when I got up this morning, I just knew that today was going to be a great day. After…
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