Peak Editorial Board
Picket Line Cheat Codes
November 13, 2012Can’t find the blue key that unlocks that damn picketline? Tired of having to grind outside the Highland to grind inside the Highland? TSSU too damn OP? Well Peak Humour got the inside cheats that’ll have you ontop of the flagpole and kissing the princess in no time. Hold B to walk at a brisk pace. Alternate shoulder buttons to avoid eye contact. Change language settings: Pretend to be an international student. Bark mandarin at them TSSU members are weak to fire. Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A. Max out your infiltration level and sneak…
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Listless: LipDub Money
November 5, 2012Things we could've gotten for the 25 Gs we spent on the LipDub - Twenty-five thousand $1 hookers - One $25,000 hooker - $25,000 in VD medication -Pay the TAs -Fix up our depressing-ass fountain -Get McFogg the Dog…
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Listless: What are we bringing to Thanksgiving
October 9, 20127 or 8 Tupperware containers Tofranberry Sauce A pumpkin Tofrandied Toframs Turduckowlchickahummingo (Served in a hollowed out owl) White guilt Our vegan girlfriend, the one with the soy-gluten-lechtin allergy Map of Turkey Nothing Will Ross’s famous cornbread stuffing (Submitted by…
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Listless: How we’re getting our bodies beach ready
July 30, 2012By The Peak Editorial Board As the days get longer and hotter, more and more people are heading to cool off at the beach. Sun, sand and surf; the beach has got it all! But not just anyone can…
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