overheard at SFU

Overheard at SFU

Student in hall: “He tries to make funny dad jokes, and they’re funny dad jokes that aren’t funny.” __________________ Student in class: “Elmo was injured by falling debris.” __________________ Student in class: “Bill was living out of the trunk of his car for 2 years.” __________________ Student in hall: “I didn’t know the first Mad Max was set in a dystopian future. I thought that was just Australia!” __________________ Prof lecturing: “Jazz was like the EDM of the 1930’s.” __________________ Student outside: “Can I still listen to Michael Jackson if it’s June?” __________________ Person 1: “World Literature is my life.…

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