Jake Gillespie
HUMOUR: American lawmakers cut out middleman, introduce guns directioly to mental wards
EIC October 26, 2015After roughly 300 mass shootings in 2015 alone, the United States government believe they have found a solution: arm patients in mental wards. “Stay with me here,” began Jr. Senator Pistol Pete III, while polishing a Colt M16 assault rifle. “We all know that these killings are being perpetrated by madmen. That’s a fact — even the president said so. Now since there’s nothing we can do to actually stop them, we thought we should at least be more efficient. “It’s our hope, and really all any of us can do [. . .] is hope that the good mental…
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Research confirms Adam Sandler movies too lowbrow for Great Apes
EIC September 22, 2014What was once mere speculation and popular opinion has now been confirmed: a study released last week by the Entirely Real Institute of Humour and Evolution has produced shocking information regarding Adam Sandler films and the reactions they elicit from…
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