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“I miss my sisters,” says treasurer who can’t defraud her sorority anymore

By: Zach Siddiqui, Humour Editor BURNABY, BC — Gracie O’Brien, a fourth year economics student at SFU, reported in several of her group chats this week that she was really missing her sorority sisters in Iota Omicron Upsilon (IOU). As IOU’s treasurer, O’Brien has defrauded the Greek life organization of over $30,000 during her tenure, and regrets that she does not get to see her sisters and their wads of cash anymore on account of COVID-19. “Sisters nourish the soul, heal the heart, pay the mortgage,” O’Brien sighs. “I hate being away from them.” IOU has not met for Greek…

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